{"id":5631,"date":"2012-11-08T00:43:05","date_gmt":"2012-11-07T21:43:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/?p=5631"},"modified":"2012-11-08T00:45:43","modified_gmt":"2012-11-07T21:45:43","slug":"pea-for-a-brain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/?p=5631","title":{"rendered":"Pea for a brain"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tied\u00e4tteh\u00e4n semmoiset p\u00e4iv\u00e4t kun aivoissa tuntuu asuvan yksisoluinen ameeba ja k\u00e4sien paikalla on k\u00f6mpel\u00f6t putkitongit. Sellaisina p\u00e4ivin\u00e4 ajatus ei kulje kuin etanan vauhtia, k\u00e4siss\u00e4 ei tunnu pysyv\u00e4n mik\u00e4\u00e4n ja homma ei muutenkaan suju ihan niinkuin Str\u00f6ms\u00f6ss\u00e4. Noh&#8230; t\u00e4m\u00e4n alustuksen j\u00e4lkeen varmaan arvaatte ett\u00e4 t\u00e4n\u00e4\u00e4n oli one of those days. Aamup\u00e4iv\u00e4st\u00e4 kaikki oli viel\u00e4 ihan jees, mutta loppua kohden meno senkun hurjistui.<\/p>\n<p>L\u00e4hdin t\u00f6ist\u00e4 suoraan neulekerhoon v\u00e4rkk\u00e4\u00e4m\u00e4\u00e4n villasukkia joita on v\u00e4s\u00e4tty kuin Iisakin kirkkoa. Kaksivuotisp\u00e4iv\u00e4 taisi menn\u00e4 jo.\u00a0 Ennen neulekerhoa ehdin poiketa kirppiksell\u00e4 josta\u00a0 l\u00f6ysin pilkkahintaan 12 kappaletta <span style=\"color: #888888;\"><strong>(t\u00e4ysi setti)<\/strong><\/span> lasisia vintage-joulupalloja. Pistin ne auton takapenkille ja menin neulekerhoon. Neulekerhosta jouduin l\u00e4htem\u00e4\u00e4n ajoissa asiakastapaamiseen. Ennen l\u00e4ht\u00f6\u00e4 huomasin j\u00e4tt\u00e4neeni t\u00f6ihin mittataulukon joka oli t\u00e4rke\u00e4 asiakastapaamisessa joten jouduin hakemaan sen t\u00f6ist\u00e4 ensin. Sitten p\u00e4\u00e4sin tapaamispaikkaan vain huomatakseni ett\u00e4 t\u00e4rke\u00e4 ty\u00f6v\u00e4line, mittanauha ei ollut mukana. Jotenka ajelin l\u00e4hi-Prismaan sellaisen ostamaan.<\/p>\n<p>Mitat tulivat otettua ja p\u00e4\u00e4sin vihdoin kotiin. Kurkottaessani juuri ostamiani joulupalloja takapenkilt\u00e4, k\u00e4dess\u00e4ni ollut autonavain kolahti yhteen palloon ja l\u00f6i sen pirstaleiksi. Ett\u00e4 n\u00e4in. Onneksi t\u00e4m\u00e4nkin k\u00e4m\u00e4isen p\u00e4iv\u00e4n korjaa yst\u00e4v\u00e4lt\u00e4 ostettu kirjaksi sidottu nippu vintage-muotilehti\u00e4, pala lapsuuteni kukkakangasta ja ne 11 ehj\u00e4\u00e4 joulupalloa.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>IN ENGLISH<\/strong><\/span><br \/>\nYou know those days when it feels that there is single cell organism replacing your brain and there are pair of tongs replacing your arms. When that day strikes your mind runs as fast as a snail, everything seems to fall off your hands and things are generally going tits up. Well&#8230; after this you probably realize that today was one of those days. In the morning everything was pretty ok, but it went crazy by the end of it.<\/p>\n<p>I left work to go to our bimonthly knitting club to knit my knee socks that are still not finished. Two-year anniversary just went past. Before the club I had just enough time to pop in to a charity shop and found 12 pieces <span style=\"color: #888888;\"><strong>(full set)<\/strong><\/span> of glass vintage christmas balls, and the price was really cheap. I placed them at the backseat of my car and went to the knitting club. From that I had to leave early to meet some customers for measurements and realized that I left my size chart at work so I had to go and pick it up first. Then I arrived to the meeting place, just to realize that I don&#8217;t have a tape measure with me. So, I drove to the supermarket nearby to buy one.<\/p>\n<p>I got the measurements and finally headed home. And just when I was reaching for those lovely recently purchased Christmas balls from the backseat, the car key which was on my hand, bashed one of the balls and broke it into pieces. Yaay. Thankfully this crappy day is recovered by some lovely things I got today. I bought some vintage fashion magazines, floral fabric that reminds me of my childhood and I still got 11 pretty Christmas balls.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/newstuff1.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5632\" title=\"newstuff1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/newstuff1.jpg?resize=459%2C689\" alt=\"\" width=\"459\" height=\"689\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/newstuff1.jpg?w=459 459w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/newstuff1.jpg?resize=133%2C200 133w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/newstuff1.jpg?resize=199%2C300 199w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 459px) 100vw, 459px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/newstuff2.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5633\" title=\"newstuff2\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/newstuff2.jpg?resize=450%2C681\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"681\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/newstuff2.jpg?w=450 450w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/newstuff2.jpg?resize=132%2C200 132w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/newstuff2.jpg?resize=198%2C300 198w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/newstuff3.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5634\" title=\"newstuff3\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/newstuff3.jpg?resize=450%2C680\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"680\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/newstuff3.jpg?w=450 450w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/newstuff3.jpg?resize=132%2C200 132w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/newstuff3.jpg?resize=198%2C300 198w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/newstuff4.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5635\" title=\"newstuff4\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/newstuff4.jpg?resize=450%2C689\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"689\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/newstuff4.jpg?w=450 450w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/newstuff4.jpg?resize=130%2C200 130w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/newstuff4.jpg?resize=195%2C300 195w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tied\u00e4tteh\u00e4n semmoiset p\u00e4iv\u00e4t kun aivoissa tuntuu asuvan yksisoluinen ameeba ja k\u00e4sien paikalla on k\u00f6mpel\u00f6t putkitongit. Sellaisina p\u00e4ivin\u00e4 ajatus ei kulje kuin etanan vauhtia, k\u00e4siss\u00e4 ei tunnu pysyv\u00e4n mik\u00e4\u00e4n ja homma ei muutenkaan suju ihan niinkuin Str\u00f6ms\u00f6ss\u00e4. Noh&#8230; t\u00e4m\u00e4n alustuksen j\u00e4lkeen varmaan arvaatte ett\u00e4 t\u00e4n\u00e4\u00e4n oli one of those days. Aamup\u00e4iv\u00e4st\u00e4 kaikki oli viel\u00e4 ihan jees,&#8230; <\/p>\n<div class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/?p=5631\">Read More<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[26,20,12,35],"tags":[91,64,235,80],"class_list":["post-5631","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kierratys-ja-kirppis","category-kitinaa","category-munelama","category-vintage","tag-my-life","tag-thrift-finds","tag-vintage","tag-whine","has-post-thumbnail","fallback-thumbnail"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2H8as-1sP","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5631","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5631"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5631\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5637,"href":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5631\/revisions\/5637"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5631"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5631"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5631"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}