{"id":5290,"date":"2012-08-07T11:11:38","date_gmt":"2012-08-07T08:11:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/?p=5290"},"modified":"2012-08-07T11:11:38","modified_gmt":"2012-08-07T08:11:38","slug":"finally","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/?p=5290","title":{"rendered":"Finally!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Listat. Pid\u00e4n niist\u00e4. T\u00e4ss\u00e4 yksi.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>Elokuussa alkavan loman huonot puolet:<\/strong><\/span><br \/>\n1. Loman odottaminen, muiden toki jo lomaillessa, voi saada sinut mielipuoleksi jo hein\u00e4kuussa. Mit\u00e4 iloa on lomasta sitten jos olet Pitk\u00e4niemess\u00e4 pehmustetussa huoneessa?<br \/>\n2. Huonolla tuurilla kauniiden kes\u00e4p\u00e4ivien kiinti\u00f6 on k\u00e4ytetty jo hein\u00e4kuussa ja elokuulle j\u00e4\u00e4 j\u00e4ljelle pelkki\u00e4 kylmi\u00e4 sadep\u00e4ivi\u00e4.<span style=\"color: #808080;\"><strong> (R\u00e4nt\u00e4\u00e4 tuskin tulee, mutta rakeista en menisi takuuseen. Nykyisill\u00e4 Suomen s\u00e4\u00e4yll\u00e4tyksill\u00e4 voi jo odottaa melkein mit\u00e4 tahansa.)<\/strong><\/span><br \/>\n3. Katso edellinen kohta ja mieti sitten kaksi kertaa tekeek\u00f6 mieli ulkoj\u00e4tski\u00e4 tai parvekkeella loikoilua <span style=\"color: #808080;\"><strong>(tai puistossa tai puutarhassa)<\/strong><\/span>. Vastausvaihtoehdot: juu, ei, pudding anyone?<br \/>\n4. Kaverien lomat on vietetty jo kes\u00e4-hein\u00e4kuulla joten saat hengailla lomallasi ihan kesken\u00e4\u00e4n&#8230;<br \/>\n5. Keskieuroopan lomakausi on viel\u00e4 kuumimmillaan joten kaikkialle on t\u00f6rke\u00e4t jonot.<br \/>\n6. Vitun Olympialaiset <span style=\"color: #808080;\"><strong>(arvatkaa vaan onko jokaikinen hotelli Etel\u00e4 Englannissa varattu t\u00e4yteen ja jos sattuu ehk\u00e4 yksi vapaa huone l\u00f6ytym\u00e4\u00e4n, niin arvatkaapa onko hinnat\u00a0 nostettu pilviin?! Eip\u00e4!)<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>Elokuussa alkavan loman hyv\u00e4t puolet:<\/strong><\/span><br \/>\n1. Loma JEEEEE!<br \/>\n2. Kun kaikki muut ovat jo palanneet lomilta t\u00f6ihin voi viel\u00e4 leveill\u00e4 ett\u00e4 arvaa kenen loma vasta alkoi? Arvaapa vaan!<br \/>\n3. Kotimaisissa lomanviettopaikoissa ei <span style=\"color: #333333;\"><strong>ehk\u00e4<\/strong><\/span> en\u00e4\u00e4 ole jonoa <span style=\"color: #808080;\"><strong>(huomaa painokas ehk\u00e4)<\/strong><\/span><br \/>\n4. LOMA JEEEE! <span style=\"color: #808080;\"><strong>(leveily\u00e4!)<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>IN ENGLISH<\/strong><\/span><br \/>\nLists. I like them. Here is one<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>Downsides on holiday starting in August:<\/strong><\/span><br \/>\n1. Waiting for the holiday, when everyone else is already having their&#8217;s, can turn you mad. What good is it to have a holiday if you&#8217;re in mental assylum, in padded room?<br \/>\n2. With bad luck, all the pretty summer days are already used in July, and there is only cold rainy days left for August <span style=\"color: #808080;\"><strong>( I doubt there will be sleet, but can&#8217;t be so sure about hails. With these current weather conditions here in Finland you can expect almost anything now.)<\/strong><\/span><br \/>\n3. Read previous marking again and then think twice is it worth eating ice cream outside or hang out on the balcony <span style=\"color: #808080;\"><strong>(or park or garden)<\/strong><\/span>. Answering options: yes, now, pudding anyone?<br \/>\n4. All your friends have already had their holidays, so you get to hang out on your own&#8230;<br \/>\n5. In Central Europe still has the high peak of the season so queues are outrageous everywhere.<br \/>\n6. Fucking Olympics <span style=\"color: #808080;\"><strong>(guess for fun if every hotel in Southern England are fully booked, and if there happens to be one room available, guess if the prices have gone sky high?!)<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>Good sides on holiday starting in August:<\/strong><\/span><br \/>\n1. Holiday, WOHOO!<br \/>\n2. When everyone else has already returned to work, you can show off by saying guess who&#8217;s holiday just started? Just guess!<br \/>\n3. Holiday attractions here in Finland just might be without queues <span style=\"color: #808080;\"><strong>(might)<\/strong><\/span><br \/>\n4. HOLIDAY WOHOO! <span style=\"color: #808080;\"><strong>(showoff!)<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/relax.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5298\" title=\"relax\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/relax.jpg?resize=535%2C450\" alt=\"\" width=\"535\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/relax.jpg?w=535 535w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/relax.jpg?resize=150%2C126 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/relax.jpg?resize=300%2C252 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 535px) 100vw, 535px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>T\u00e4t\u00e4 mielt\u00e4 Taku on lomasta: samaa kuin joka p\u00e4iv\u00e4. \/<\/strong><\/span><br \/>\n<em><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>This is what Taku thinks about holidays: pretty much the same than every day.<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Listat. Pid\u00e4n niist\u00e4. T\u00e4ss\u00e4 yksi. Elokuussa alkavan loman huonot puolet: 1. Loman odottaminen, muiden toki jo lomaillessa, voi saada sinut mielipuoleksi jo hein\u00e4kuussa. Mit\u00e4 iloa on lomasta sitten jos olet Pitk\u00e4niemess\u00e4 pehmustetussa huoneessa? 2. Huonolla tuurilla kauniiden kes\u00e4p\u00e4ivien kiinti\u00f6 on k\u00e4ytetty jo hein\u00e4kuussa ja elokuulle j\u00e4\u00e4 j\u00e4ljelle pelkki\u00e4 kylmi\u00e4 sadep\u00e4ivi\u00e4. 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