{"id":5272,"date":"2012-07-26T11:47:50","date_gmt":"2012-07-26T08:47:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/?p=5272"},"modified":"2012-07-26T11:53:41","modified_gmt":"2012-07-26T08:53:41","slug":"life-is-like-a-movie-damsell-in-distress","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/?p=5272","title":{"rendered":"Life is like a movie &#8211; Damsell in distress"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Olen saattanut mainita ett\u00e4 meill\u00e4 on ollut pieni\u00e4 ongelmia koko alkuvuoden punaisen paholaisen kanssa, jota VW Poloksikin kutsutaan. Kylm\u00e4ll\u00e4 ja kostealla s\u00e4\u00e4ll\u00e4 auto ei tahdo k\u00e4ynnisty\u00e4 ja ennenkuin moottori l\u00e4mpi\u00e4\u00e4 ei tahdo pysy\u00e4 k\u00e4ynniss\u00e4k\u00e4\u00e4n. Pitkill\u00e4 matkoilla moottorin kuumentuessa alkaa nykiminen jota ilmenee kun tasaisesta nopeudesta v\u00e4hennet\u00e4\u00e4n nopeutta ja sen j\u00e4lkeen yritet\u00e4\u00e4n taas palata aiempaan nopeuteen. Uusi akku auttoin v\u00e4h\u00e4n, uudet sytytystulpat v\u00e4h\u00e4n, mutta eiv\u00e4t poistaneet ongelmaa.<\/p>\n<p>Noh, toissap\u00e4iv\u00e4n\u00e4 sattui sitten niin ett\u00e4 kotoa t\u00f6ihin l\u00e4htiess\u00e4 en p\u00e4\u00e4ssyt kolmea sataa metri\u00e4 kauemmas kotiportilta kun auto sammui keskelle katua. H\u00e4t\u00e4vilkut p\u00e4\u00e4lle ja soitto is\u00e4nn\u00e4lle ett\u00e4 viitsitk\u00f6 tulla t\u00f6n\u00e4\u00e4m\u00e4\u00e4n minut ja auton tuohon l\u00e4himm\u00e4lle bussipys\u00e4kille. Ja l\u00e4hes v\u00e4litt\u00f6m\u00e4sti puhelun p\u00e4\u00e4tytty\u00e4 huomaan ett\u00e4 vastaan ajaa paloauto <span style=\"color: #808080;\"><strong>(matkalla viereiselle paloasemalle)<\/strong><\/span>. H\u00e4t\u00e4vilkkuni n\u00e4hty\u00e4\u00e4n paloauto pist\u00e4\u00e4 sinivilkut p\u00e4\u00e4lle, tekee liikennevaloissa uukkarin ja pys\u00e4k\u00f6i autoni per\u00e4\u00e4n. Nelj\u00e4 riuskaa palomiest\u00e4 nousee autosta ja tiedustelee ett\u00e4 mik\u00e4s on h\u00e4t\u00e4n\u00e4. Soperran jotain muka-vitsik\u00e4st\u00e4 siit\u00e4 ett\u00e4 auto ei tykk\u00e4\u00e4 kosteasta kelist\u00e4.<\/p>\n<p>Palomiehet tekev\u00e4t nopean toimintasuunnitelman jossa yksi ohjaa paloauton kanssa liikennett\u00e4 toiselle kaistalle samalla kun kolme muuta ty\u00f6nt\u00e4v\u00e4t <span style=\"color: #808080;\"><strong>(ei tuo Polo nyt niin painava auto ole ty\u00f6nt\u00e4\u00e4 kun min\u00e4kin jaksan ty\u00f6nt\u00e4\u00e4 sit\u00e4)<\/strong><\/span> auton sadan metrin p\u00e4\u00e4ss\u00e4 olevalle bussipys\u00e4kille. Ja n\u00e4in toimittiin. Is\u00e4nt\u00e4 oli juuri parahiksi p\u00e4\u00e4ssyt n\u00e4kem\u00e4\u00e4n t\u00e4m\u00e4n ty\u00f6nt\u00f6operaation ja miettinyt ett\u00e4 pit\u00e4isik\u00f6 tuosta ottaa valokuva. Ei kuitenkaan ollut ottanut, josta saatan ehk\u00e4 olla katkera ainakin ensiviikkoon asti <span style=\"color: #808080;\"><strong>(siksi jutussa kuvituksena random-kuvia palomiesten sijaan)<\/strong><\/span>.<\/p>\n<p>Pys\u00e4kill\u00e4 auto vihdoin saatiin startattua ja pidetty\u00e4 k\u00e4ynniss\u00e4 kunnes moottori ehtii l\u00e4mmet\u00e4. Palomiehet jatkoivat matkaa ja is\u00e4nt\u00e4 p\u00e4\u00e4tti ett\u00e4 k\u00e4ymmep\u00e4 samantien ostamassa v\u00e4h\u00e4n varaosia autoon. \u00c4kkin\u00e4inen luulisi ett\u00e4 tarina p\u00e4\u00e4ttyy t\u00e4h\u00e4n. Mutta ehei. Eilen is\u00e4nt\u00e4 aikoi vaihtaa parit sytytystulppien letkut, virranjakajan kannen ja py\u00f6rij\u00e4n. Ja vaihtoikin, ainakin ne osat jotka autoon sopivat. Myyj\u00e4 oli nimitt\u00e4in antanut meille ep\u00e4sopivat osat. Joten palasimme liikkeeseen josta meille kerrottiin ett\u00e4 mik\u00e4li n\u00e4m\u00e4 osat eiv\u00e4t sopineet ei heill\u00e4 sitten ole mit\u00e4\u00e4n muuta tarjota tilalle. Menimme toiseen liikkeeseen, ja kolmanteen. Saimme uudet v\u00e4h\u00e4n erilaiset osat. Ja guess what! N\u00e4m\u00e4k\u00e4\u00e4n osat eiv\u00e4t sopineet. Joten t\u00e4n\u00e4\u00e4n taas sama uusiksi.<\/p>\n<p>Sanonta v\u00e4itt\u00e4\u00e4 ett\u00e4 ei se k\u00e4y niinkuin elokuvissa, mutta meid\u00e4n el\u00e4m\u00e4 kyll\u00e4 on hyvin usein kuin elokuvaa. <span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>Sellaista tragi-koomista elokuvaa.<\/strong><strong> Tai vaihtoehtoisesti farssia.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p>PS. Saimme vaihteeksi oikean osan, mutta merkki-liikkeess\u00e4 hinta tuplaantui.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>IN ENGLISH<\/strong><\/span><br \/>\nI might have mentioned before but we&#8217;ve had problems whole this year with the red evil, also known as VW Polo. In cold and moist weather it doesn&#8217;t start properly and running is very uneven, barely stays running before the engine warms up. On long trips engine starts to cough, especially when you reduce speed and then try to go back to the original speed. New battery helped a little and new spark plugs a little, but neither removed the whole problem.<\/p>\n<p>Well, day before yesterday was the worst. I barely make good 300 meters from home when the car stalled in the middle of the road. I put the emergency indicators on and called to my hubby to come over and push me to the nearest buss stop. But as soon as the phone call is over I see fire engine coming past <span style=\"color: #808080;\"><strong>(on their way to the firestation next to our home)<\/strong><\/span>, putting their blue flashy lights on as soon as they see me and turn around and stop behind me. Four rather well-built firemen get out of the car and want to know what seems to be the problem. I manage to sputter something supposedly funny about the car not liking the moist weather.<\/p>\n<p>Firemen make a quick plan including one guiding the traffic with the fire engine and three others pushing my little Polo <span style=\"color: #808080;\"><strong>(it is not that heavy to push, even I can do it)<\/strong><\/span> to the nearest buss stop, about 100 meters away. And this is what we did. My hubby arrived just to see the firemen pushing our car. He even thought should he take a photo of that. But he didn&#8217;t and I might be a bit bitter about that he didn&#8217;t, atleast till next week <span style=\"color: #808080;\"><strong>(and that&#8217;s why you don&#8217;t get to see any firemen but some random photos instead)<\/strong><\/span>.<\/p>\n<p>At the buss stop we finally managed to start the car and keep it running until the engine is warm enough. Firemen went on their way and hubby decided we are going straight to the carpart shop to get some spare parts. Someone might think story ends here. But nooo. Yesterday boyfriend was going to replace the spark plugs, distributor cap and rotor arm inside it. And he did, atleast those parts that actualy fit in the car. Salesperson in the shop gave us parts that don&#8217;t fit. So we returned to the shop where they told us that if these don&#8217;t fit then they don&#8217;t have anything for us. So we went to another shop. And to another. We got similar, but little bit different looking parts. And guess what! These don&#8217;t fit either. Today we are doing it all over again.<\/p>\n<p>They say things don&#8217;t happen like in the movies, but our life is quite often like a movie.<span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong> Tragic comedy kind of movie. Or optionally farce.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p>PS. For a change we got the correct part, but in the brand-repair shop the price doubled.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/summerrandom1.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5279 aligncenter\" title=\"summerrandom1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/summerrandom1.jpg?resize=542%2C450\" alt=\"\" width=\"542\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/summerrandom1.jpg?w=542 542w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/summerrandom1.jpg?resize=150%2C124 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/summerrandom1.jpg?resize=300%2C249 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 542px) 100vw, 542px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/summerrandom2.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5280\" title=\"summerrandom2\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/summerrandom2.jpg?resize=450%2C600\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/summerrandom2.jpg?w=450 450w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/summerrandom2.jpg?resize=150%2C200 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/summerrandom2.jpg?resize=225%2C300 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/summerrandom3.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5281\" title=\"summerrandom3\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/summerrandom3.jpg?resize=450%2C675\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"675\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/summerrandom3.jpg?w=450 450w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/summerrandom3.jpg?resize=133%2C200 133w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/summerrandom3.jpg?resize=200%2C300 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Olen saattanut mainita ett\u00e4 meill\u00e4 on ollut pieni\u00e4 ongelmia koko alkuvuoden punaisen paholaisen kanssa, jota VW Poloksikin kutsutaan. Kylm\u00e4ll\u00e4 ja kostealla s\u00e4\u00e4ll\u00e4 auto ei tahdo k\u00e4ynnisty\u00e4 ja ennenkuin moottori l\u00e4mpi\u00e4\u00e4 ei tahdo pysy\u00e4 k\u00e4ynniss\u00e4k\u00e4\u00e4n. Pitkill\u00e4 matkoilla moottorin kuumentuessa alkaa nykiminen jota ilmenee kun tasaisesta nopeudesta v\u00e4hennet\u00e4\u00e4n nopeutta ja sen j\u00e4lkeen yritet\u00e4\u00e4n taas palata aiempaan nopeuteen&#8230;. <\/p>\n<div class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/?p=5272\">Read More<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[20,12],"tags":[91,80],"class_list":["post-5272","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kitinaa","category-munelama","tag-my-life","tag-whine","has-post-thumbnail","fallback-thumbnail"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2H8as-1n2","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5272","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5272"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5272\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5283,"href":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5272\/revisions\/5283"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5272"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5272"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5272"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}