{"id":3998,"date":"2011-10-13T00:14:07","date_gmt":"2011-10-12T21:14:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/?p=3998"},"modified":"2011-10-13T00:14:07","modified_gmt":"2011-10-12T21:14:07","slug":"karvamekko-furry-dress","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/?p=3998","title":{"rendered":"Karvamekko \/ Furry dress"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tied\u00e4ttek\u00f6 mik\u00e4 on kissan teht\u00e4v\u00e4 el\u00e4m\u00e4ss\u00e4? Kissan teht\u00e4v\u00e4 el\u00e4m\u00e4ss\u00e4 on karvoittaa ihmispalvelijan kaikki vaatteet ja kodintekstiilit kuten verhot, sohvat ja matot. Meill\u00e4 on ryhdytty vastatoimiin. Sohvamme on nerokkaasti valmistettu kahdesta materiaalista. Runko on verhoiltu sile\u00e4ll\u00e4 ja h\u00e4mm\u00e4stytt\u00e4v\u00e4n kest\u00e4v\u00e4ll\u00e4 huonekalusametilla johon veitsenter\u00e4v\u00e4t kissankynnet eiv\u00e4t pysty. Istuinosat ovat nahkaa mik\u00e4 on \u00e4\u00e4rimm\u00e4isen k\u00e4tev\u00e4\u00e4 koska sohvat ovat tunnetusti kissojen lempikarvoituspaikkoja. Ja nahkaanhan eiv\u00e4t karvat tartu. Samaa sen sijaan ei voi sanoa t\u00e4st\u00e4 uudesta itsetehdyst\u00e4 liivimekosta. Jokailtaisen kissanrapsutushetken j\u00e4lkeen se on aina valkoisen karvapeitteen t\u00e4ytt\u00e4m\u00e4. Ja kappas, seh\u00e4n on luumunpunainen. I see a pattern here&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>IN ENGLISH<\/strong><\/span><br \/>\nDo you know what is cat&#8217;s purpose in life? Cat&#8217;s purpose in life is to fur <span style=\"color: #808080;\"><strong>(to kittyfie, as we say)<\/strong><\/span> human servant&#8217;s all clothes and home textiles, like curtains, sofas and carpets. We have countermeasures. Our sofa has brilliant two-material design. Body of the sofa is covered with smooth and amazingly longlasting furniture velvet which the knife-sharp cat claws can&#8217;t harm. Cushions are covered with leather which is also handy because as we all know, sofas are cat&#8217;s favourite furring places. And leather can&#8217;t be kittyfied. My new selfmade pinafore is completely different story. After the kitty-scratching-session, which happenes every evening, my pinafore is completely kittyfied.\u00a0 And oops, it is plum red. I see a pattern here&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/moreplum.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3999\" title=\"moreplum\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/moreplum.jpg?resize=450%2C675\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"675\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/moreplum.jpg?w=450 450w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/moreplum.jpg?resize=133%2C200 133w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/moreplum.jpg?resize=200%2C300 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>Karvaton sohva &#8211; karvoitettu mekko \/<br \/>\n<em>Kittyfied pinafore &#8211; clean sofa<\/em><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/teeth.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4000\" title=\"teeth\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/teeth.jpg?resize=450%2C675\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"675\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/teeth.jpg?w=450 450w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/teeth.jpg?resize=133%2C200 133w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/teeth.jpg?resize=200%2C300 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>&#8220;Eek! Angry Birds!&#8221;<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tied\u00e4ttek\u00f6 mik\u00e4 on kissan teht\u00e4v\u00e4 el\u00e4m\u00e4ss\u00e4? Kissan teht\u00e4v\u00e4 el\u00e4m\u00e4ss\u00e4 on karvoittaa ihmispalvelijan kaikki vaatteet ja kodintekstiilit kuten verhot, sohvat ja matot. Meill\u00e4 on ryhdytty vastatoimiin. Sohvamme on nerokkaasti valmistettu kahdesta materiaalista. Runko on verhoiltu sile\u00e4ll\u00e4 ja h\u00e4mm\u00e4stytt\u00e4v\u00e4n kest\u00e4v\u00e4ll\u00e4 huonekalusametilla johon veitsenter\u00e4v\u00e4t kissankynnet eiv\u00e4t pysty. Istuinosat ovat nahkaa mik\u00e4 on \u00e4\u00e4rimm\u00e4isen k\u00e4tev\u00e4\u00e4 koska sohvat ovat tunnetusti&#8230; <\/p>\n<div class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/?p=3998\">Read More<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18,44,36,12],"tags":[134,91,68,82],"class_list":["post-3998","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-asut","category-jotainihanmuuta","category-karvaisetkaverit","category-munelama","tag-cats","tag-my-life","tag-outfits","tag-something-else","has-post-thumbnail","fallback-thumbnail"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2H8as-12u","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3998","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3998"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3998\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4001,"href":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3998\/revisions\/4001"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3998"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3998"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3998"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}