{"id":395,"date":"2010-05-17T16:36:00","date_gmt":"2010-05-17T16:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/?p=395"},"modified":"2023-07-08T19:32:05","modified_gmt":"2023-07-08T16:32:05","slug":"totuttelua","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/?p=395","title":{"rendered":"Totuttelua"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family:arial;\">Kes\u00e4 on<\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"> yht\u00e4 totuttelua. Ensin totutellaan korventavaan auringonpaisteeseen joka polttaa kalvakan hipi\u00e4n alta aikayksik\u00f6n jos ei osaa varautua. Kun iho on tottunut aurinkoon, totutellaankin siihen ett\u00e4 p\u00e4\u00e4 ja silm\u00e4t ei kest\u00e4 ja varaudutaan auringonpistoksen estoon huivein, aurinkolasein ja aurinkovarjoin. Sitten totutellaan siihen miten sis\u00e4tilat muuttuvat hiostaviksi l\u00e4mp\u00f6huoneiksi joissa ilma ei vaihdu ja miellytt\u00e4vint\u00e4 olisi pukea p\u00e4\u00e4lle vain alusvaatteet tai bikinit tai Chanelin No5. Sitten totutellaan siihen ett\u00e4 hiekkaa menee kenkiin ja kes\u00e4keng\u00e4t <\/span><span style=\";font-family:arial;font-size:85%;\">(sek\u00e4 uudet ett\u00e4 ne vuosia vanhat)<\/span><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"> hiert\u00e4v\u00e4t jalat yhdeksi massiiviseksi rakoksi. Ja hyvin pian totutellaan my\u00f6s siihen kun hyttyset alkavat p\u00f6rr\u00e4t\u00e4 ja kiinnostuvat verivarastoistani.<\/span><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Otetaan vastaan<\/span> tehokas ilmastointilaite <span style=\"font-size:85%;\">(tai mieluiten kaksi)<\/span> sek\u00e4 j\u00e4ttiannos j\u00e4\u00e4tel\u00f6\u00e4, tuopillinen j\u00e4\u00e4teet\u00e4, kasa naistenlehti\u00e4 ja tuubillinen tahmaamatonta aurinkosuojaa 50-kertoimella.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 51, 0);\">IN ENGLISH<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Summer needs<\/span> getting used to. First you have to get used to the burning sun that turns your skin red faster than you can say sunblock. When skin has already used to the sun, you have to get your head and eyes used to it and prepare yourself with scarfs, sunglasses and parasols. Then you have to get used to how rooms turn into sweatrooms, where air doesn&#8217;t change and the most comfortable outfit will be underwear, bikini or wearing just Chanel No5. Then getting used to how sand goes inside your shoes and how your summershoes <span style=\"font-size:85%;\">(both new and years old ones)<\/span> rub your feet into one giant blister. And very soon you also have get used to mosquitos buzzing around and getting interested in your blood suply.<span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Powerfull airconditioner <span style=\"font-size:85%;\">(preferably two)<\/span>, giant portion of ice cream, pint of ice tea, pile of fashion mags and one tube of sunblock will be accepted.<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><a onblur=\"try  {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_7ICt0n5OGYg\/S_FvLivI6wI\/AAAAAAAAC8o\/Ej-AgHQ_g6k\/s1600\/summer2.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 229px; height: 400px;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_7ICt0n5OGYg\/S_FvLivI6wI\/AAAAAAAAC8o\/Ej-AgHQ_g6k\/s400\/summer2.jpg?w=1000\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5472277266325629698\" border=\"0\"><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><a onblur=\"try  {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_7ICt0n5OGYg\/S_FvLy0rR8I\/AAAAAAAAC8w\/DDN-M6QK3l0\/s1600\/summer1.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 234px; height: 400px;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_7ICt0n5OGYg\/S_FvLy0rR8I\/AAAAAAAAC8w\/DDN-M6QK3l0\/s400\/summer1.jpg?w=1000\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5472277270643820482\" border=\"0\"><\/a><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-family:georgia;\"><span style=\"font-size:85%;\"><span style=\"font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;\">Vekkihame &#8211; kierr\u00e4tetty, k\u00e4yt\u00f6ss\u00e4 viimeksi <a href=\"http:\/\/evildressmaker.blogspot.com\/2009\/08\/joutsenia-kylpypaljuja-merimiehia-ja.html\">viimekes\u00e4n\u00e4<\/a><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/evildressmaker.blogspot.com\/2010\/03\/tinanappeja-ja-valokuvia.html\">Sandaalit<\/a> &#8211; Gant, kierr\u00e4tetty<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;\">Huivi &#8211; kaapin pohjilta, k\u00e4yt\u00f6ss\u00e4 ekaa kertaa<\/p>\n<p>Pleated skirt &#8211; thrifted, worn last time <a href=\"http:\/\/evildressmaker.blogspot.com\/2009\/08\/joutsenia-kylpypaljuja-merimiehia-ja.html\">last summer<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/evildressmaker.blogspot.com\/2010\/03\/tinanappeja-ja-valokuvia.html\">Sandals<\/a> &#8211; Gant, thrifted<br \/>\nScarf &#8211; digged out of my closet, in use for the first time<br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><a onblur=\"try  {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_7ICt0n5OGYg\/S_FvLenkEFI\/AAAAAAAAC8g\/U8j_6FtK8YQ\/s1600\/summer3.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 259px; height: 400px;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_7ICt0n5OGYg\/S_FvLenkEFI\/AAAAAAAAC8g\/U8j_6FtK8YQ\/s400\/summer3.jpg?w=1000\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5472277265220112466\" border=\"0\"><\/a><\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><a onblur=\"try  {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_7ICt0n5OGYg\/S_FvLO3sv1I\/AAAAAAAAC8Y\/ooEJGjY_AFg\/s1600\/summer4.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 252px; height: 400px;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_7ICt0n5OGYg\/S_FvLO3sv1I\/AAAAAAAAC8Y\/ooEJGjY_AFg\/s400\/summer4.jpg?w=1000\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5472277260992823122\" border=\"0\"><\/a><\/span><\/span><\/span>   <\/span><span style=\";font-family:georgia;font-size:85%;\"><span style=\"font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;\">Huomatkaa laastarit pikkuvarpaissa. \/<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;\">Notice the  plasters on little toes.<\/span><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\";font-family:georgia;font-size:85%;\"><span style=\"font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;\"><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/span><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 51, 0);font-family:arial;\">Muistakaa suojata ihonne, niin ihanaa kuin aurinko onkin, \/<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 51, 0);font-family:arial;\">Remember to protect your skin, no matter how lovely the sun is,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mylivesignature.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/signatures.mylivesignature.com\/54488\/110\/9A980C5617776DA274C55CF3E6EBDC91.png?w=1000\" style=\"border: 0pt none  ! important; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; 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Ensin totutellaan korventavaan auringonpaisteeseen joka polttaa kalvakan hipi\u00e4n alta aikayksik\u00f6n jos ei osaa varautua. Kun iho on tottunut aurinkoon, totutellaankin siihen ett\u00e4 p\u00e4\u00e4 ja silm\u00e4t ei kest\u00e4 ja varaudutaan auringonpistoksen estoon huivein, aurinkolasein ja aurinkovarjoin. Sitten totutellaan siihen miten sis\u00e4tilat muuttuvat hiostaviksi l\u00e4mp\u00f6huoneiksi joissa ilma ei vaihdu ja miellytt\u00e4vint\u00e4 olisi pukea&#8230; <\/p>\n<div class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/?p=395\">Read More<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":17480,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18,12],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-395","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","6":"hentry","7":"category-asut","8":"category-munelama","10":"fallback-thumbnail"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/summer2.jpg?fit=450%2C785","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2H8as-6n","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/395","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=395"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/395\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17481,"href":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/395\/revisions\/17481"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/17480"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=395"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=395"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=395"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}