{"id":3928,"date":"2011-09-25T23:19:58","date_gmt":"2011-09-25T20:19:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/?p=3928"},"modified":"2011-09-25T23:28:41","modified_gmt":"2011-09-25T20:28:41","slug":"kissoista-about-kitty-cats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/?p=3928","title":{"rendered":"Kissoista \/ About kitty cats"},"content":{"rendered":"

Nyt tulee kissa-sp\u00e4mmi\u00e4! Ne jotka eiv\u00e4t v\u00e4lit\u00e4 kissoista voivat vaikka klikata t\u00e4nne<\/a>. Taku on siis asunut meill\u00e4 viikon ja on kotiutunut varsin mukavasti.
\nT\u00e4h\u00e4n menness\u00e4 opittua:<\/strong><\/span>
\n– Parveke ja erityisesti parvekkeen ovi ovat ep\u00e4ilytt\u00e4vi\u00e4
\n– Paras makuupaikka on sohvalla (toiseksiparas ihmispalvelijan syliss\u00e4)<\/strong><\/span>
\n– Sauna on turvapaikka jonne juostaan jos alkaa v\u00e4h\u00e4n arveluttaa
\n– Perheen aamurutiinit on jo opeteltu joten mami her\u00e4tet\u00e4\u00e4n my\u00f6s sunnuntai-aamuna klo seitsem\u00e4n kaapimalla makkarin ovea ja maukumalla kuuluvasti (ettei mami vaan my\u00f6h\u00e4sty t\u00f6ist\u00e4, tietenkin)<\/strong><\/span>
\n– Kuivamuikut ovat herkkua
\n– Torkuilta her\u00e4tess\u00e4 pit\u00e4\u00e4 jutella ja erityisesti my\u00f6s varmistaa ett\u00e4 ihmispalvelija vastaa jutusteluun, s\u00e4\u00e4nt\u00f6 p\u00e4tee olivatpa torkut sitten otettu sohvalla, lattialla tahi saunassa
\n– Makuuhuone on j\u00e4nn\u00e4 paikka jonne pujahdetaan salaa aina kun mahdollista
\n– Tottelevaisuus oli vain h\u00e4m\u00e4yst\u00e4<\/p>\n

IN ENGLISH<\/strong><\/span>
\nThen some kitty spam! Those who don’t like cats can click themselves forexample here<\/a>. Taku has now been living at our place about a week and she has settled in rather nicely.
\nWe have learned so far:<\/strong><\/span>
\n– Balcony and especially balcony door are suspicious
\n– Best spot to sleep is on the sofa (second best is on the lap of human servant)<\/strong>
\n<\/span>– Sauna is safety haven where one should run every time when getting suspicious
\n– Family morning routines are now so familiar that mum gets woken up even on sunday around seven in the morning by scratching the bedroom door and loud meaowing (so that mum doesn’t get late for work, obviously)<\/strong>
\n<\/span> – Dried fish is delicacy
\n– When waking up from nap one should talk loudly and also make sure that human servant replies, this rule applies all times, no matter where one has been sleeping
\n– Bedroom is exciting place where one should always sneak in when possible
\n– Obedience was just a scam<\/p>\n

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\nMeill\u00e4 lemmikitkin k\u00e4ytt\u00e4\u00e4 meikki\u00e4!
\nN\u00e4in k\u00e4y kun puskeva kissa kohtaa Evil Dressmakerin
\n– huulipunaa kissan poskessa \/
\nEven pets use make up at our place!
\nThis is what happens when head butting kitty meets Evil Dressmaker
\n– lipstic on kitty cheek<\/em><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

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Nyt tulee kissa-sp\u00e4mmi\u00e4! Ne jotka eiv\u00e4t v\u00e4lit\u00e4 kissoista voivat vaikka klikata t\u00e4nne. Taku on siis asunut meill\u00e4 viikon ja on kotiutunut varsin mukavasti. T\u00e4h\u00e4n menness\u00e4 opittua: – Parveke ja erityisesti parvekkeen ovi ovat ep\u00e4ilytt\u00e4vi\u00e4 – Paras makuupaikka on sohvalla (toiseksiparas ihmispalvelijan syliss\u00e4) – Sauna on turvapaikka jonne juostaan jos alkaa v\u00e4h\u00e4n arveluttaa – Perheen aamurutiinit… <\/p>\n

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