{"id":380,"date":"2010-04-21T18:22:00","date_gmt":"2010-04-21T18:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/?p=380"},"modified":"2010-04-21T18:22:00","modified_gmt":"2010-04-21T18:22:00","slug":"outoa-sifonkia-kankaan-mysteeri","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/?p=380","title":{"rendered":"Outoa sifonkia &#8211; kankaan mysteeri"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><br \/><\/span><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">* kertojan\u00e4\u00e4nen\u00e4 pehme\u00e4 mutta hieman karski yksityisetsiv\u00e4-henkil\u00f6 *<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Olin viett\u00e4nyt <\/span>siin\u00e4 nuhjuisessa toimis&#8230; asussani jo monta p\u00e4iv\u00e4\u00e4. <\/span><span style=\"font-family:arial;\">Tuijotin ryppyist\u00e4 vaatekertaa  sohvalla ja p\u00e4\u00e4tin ett\u00e4 tarvitsen puhtaat vaatteet. <\/span><span style=\"font-family:arial;\">Avasin vaatekaapin ja katseeni osui  sifonkipuseroon jota en ollut k\u00e4ytt\u00e4nyt v\u00e4h\u00e4\u00e4n aikaan. Olin unohtanut  sen. P\u00e4\u00e4tin pukea sen t\u00e4n\u00e4\u00e4n.<\/span><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"> <\/span><span style=\"font-family:arial;\">Pukeuduin ja k\u00e4velin ikkunan alla  olevan p\u00f6yd\u00e4n luo. <\/span><span style=\"font-family:arial;\">Tarvitsin toimintaa ja \u00e4kki\u00e4 tai muuttuisin valppaasta yksityisetsiv\u00e4st\u00e4 laiskaksi mukavuudenhaluiseksi vartijaksi. Kuulin kolahduksen k\u00e4yt\u00e4v\u00e4lt\u00e4 ja n\u00e4in varjon ohittavan ikkunan. Naapuri. Rahat alkoivat loppua eik\u00e4 minulla ollut yht\u00e4\u00e4n asiakasta eik\u00e4 yht\u00e4\u00e4n mysteeri\u00e4 ratkottavana. Kahvi oli juuri valunut ja kaadoin kupillisen. Satuin vilkaisemaan sifonkipuseron hihaa ikkunan \u00e4\u00e4ress\u00e4 ja h\u00e4tk\u00e4hdin. Sen pohjav\u00e4ri n\u00e4ytti siniselle. Olin varma ett\u00e4 ostaessani kankaan se oli ollut musta. Otin kahvikupin k\u00e4teeni ja k\u00e4velin takaisin ty\u00f6p\u00f6yd\u00e4n \u00e4\u00e4reen. <\/span><span style=\"font-family:arial;\">Nojauduin taaksep\u00e4in tuolissani ja  tuijotin kellastuneita seini\u00e4 ja ilmassa leijuvaa savukiehkuraa.<\/span><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"> Katsoin uudelleen puseron hihaa. Nyt se n\u00e4ytti taas mustalle. Samalla kuulin ovelta koputuksen. Vihdoinkin asiakas!<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 51, 0);\">IN ENGLISH<\/span> <\/span><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-style: italic;font-family:arial;\" >* narrator soft but deep private detective-person *<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">I&#8217;ve spent<\/span> quite many days in that shabby offi&#8230; outfit of mine. I was staring that wrinkled outfit on the sofa and decided that I needed clean outfit. I opened the wardrobe and saw chiffon blouse I haven&#8217;t been wearing for long time. I had forgotten it. I decided to wear it today. I got dressed and walked to the table by the window. I needed some action pretty soon otherwise I would turn from sharp private detective into lazy security person. I heard noise from the corridore and saw a shadow passing the window. Neighbour. I was running out of money and I didn&#8217;t have any customers and not a single mystery to solve. Coffee was ready so I poured myself a cup. I happened to glance the sleeve of my blouse. Background colour looked blue. I&#8217;m pretty sure it was black when I bought the fabric. I took my coffee cup and returned to my desk. I leaned back in my chair and steared the yellow walls and curl of smoke in the air. I looked at the sleeve again. It looked black again. At the same<\/span><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"> time I head knocking on the door. Finally a customer.<\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 51, 0);font-family:arial;\" >Yksityisetsiv\u00e4nne \/<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 51, 0);font-family:arial;\" >Your private detective<\/span><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mylivesignature.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/signatures.mylivesignature.com\/54488\/110\/9A980C5617776DA274C55CF3E6EBDC91.png?w=1000\" style=\"border: 0pt none ! important; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% transparent;\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><br \/><\/span><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><a onblur=\"try  {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_7ICt0n5OGYg\/S89Br8fkTNI\/AAAAAAAAC2E\/NSl9dDaiTCg\/s1600\/sifonki1jpg.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 267px; height: 400px;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_7ICt0n5OGYg\/S89Br8fkTNI\/AAAAAAAAC2E\/NSl9dDaiTCg\/s400\/sifonki1jpg.jpg?w=1000\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5462657096252411090\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-style: italic;font-family:arial;\" ><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><a onblur=\"try  {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_7ICt0n5OGYg\/S89BrKP5fkI\/AAAAAAAAC18\/hH2fsqrTRzI\/s1600\/sifonki2.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 267px; height: 400px;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_7ICt0n5OGYg\/S89BrKP5fkI\/AAAAAAAAC18\/hH2fsqrTRzI\/s400\/sifonki2.jpg?w=1000\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5462657082764918338\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><a onblur=\"try  {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_7ICt0n5OGYg\/S89BqhSzEMI\/AAAAAAAAC10\/FU0XigP1ees\/s1600\/sifonki3.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 217px; height: 400px;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_7ICt0n5OGYg\/S89BqhSzEMI\/AAAAAAAAC10\/FU0XigP1ees\/s400\/sifonki3.jpg?w=1000\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5462657071771226306\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/span><span style=\";font-family:georgia;font-size:85%;\"  ><span style=\"font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;\">Alan p\u00e4iv\u00e4 p\u00e4iv\u00e4lt\u00e4 muistuttaa enemm\u00e4n ja enemm\u00e4n \u00e4iti\u00e4ni&#8230;\/<\/span><\/span><\/span><span style=\";font-family:georgia;font-size:85%;\"  ><br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;font-size:85%;\"  >Day after day, more and more I remind me of my mum&#8230;<\/span><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-family:georgia;\"><br \/><\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\nvar uri = 'http:\/\/impfi.tradedoubler.com\/imp?type(iframe)pool(325920)a(1605992)' + new String (Math.random()).substring (2, 11);\ndocument.write('<iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"'+uri +'\" width=\"468\" height=\"60\" frameborder=\"0\" border=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe>');\n<\/script><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>* kertojan\u00e4\u00e4nen\u00e4 pehme\u00e4 mutta hieman karski yksityisetsiv\u00e4-henkil\u00f6 * Olin viett\u00e4nyt siin\u00e4 nuhjuisessa toimis&#8230; asussani jo monta p\u00e4iv\u00e4\u00e4. Tuijotin ryppyist\u00e4 vaatekertaa sohvalla ja p\u00e4\u00e4tin ett\u00e4 tarvitsen puhtaat vaatteet. Avasin vaatekaapin ja katseeni osui sifonkipuseroon jota en ollut k\u00e4ytt\u00e4nyt v\u00e4h\u00e4\u00e4n aikaan. Olin unohtanut sen. P\u00e4\u00e4tin pukea sen t\u00e4n\u00e4\u00e4n. Pukeuduin ja k\u00e4velin ikkunan alla olevan p\u00f6yd\u00e4n luo. 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