{"id":314,"date":"2009-11-27T18:12:00","date_gmt":"2009-11-27T18:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/?p=314"},"modified":"2009-11-27T18:12:00","modified_gmt":"2009-11-27T18:12:00","slug":"dont-try-this-at-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/?p=314","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t try this at home!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Milt\u00e4 tuntuu<\/span> kun ompelee teollisuusompelukoneella sormeensa? Todella ik\u00e4v\u00e4lt\u00e4. \u00c4lk\u00e4\u00e4 kokeilko kotona. Viikonloppu alkoi siis mahtavissa merkeiss\u00e4. Olin lopettelemassa p\u00e4iv\u00e4n hommia kun viel\u00e4 viimet\u00f6ikseni piti hurauttaa yksi huivin puolikas. Ja kuinkas sitten k\u00e4vik\u00e4\u00e4n. El\u00e4m\u00e4ni ensimm\u00e4ist\u00e4 kertaa ompelin itse\u00e4ni sormeen. L\u00e4pi meni ja huolella. Sormi j\u00e4i kiinni koneen neulaan. Onneksi ei osunut luuhun eik\u00e4 mennyt kynnen l\u00e4pi. Vedin sormen irti neulasta, joka meni poikki. T\u00e4ss\u00e4 vaiheessa ei viel\u00e4 sattunut yht\u00e4\u00e4n. Kipu tuli sitten vasta hetken p\u00e4\u00e4st\u00e4 kun verta alkoi vuotaa kuin h\u00e4r\u00e4n kurkusta. Yritin tutkia j\u00e4ik\u00f6 sormen sis\u00e4\u00e4n neulanpalaa mutta veren tulo oli niin voimakasta etten n\u00e4hnyt mit\u00e4\u00e4n. Ei muuta kuin laastari tiukasti p\u00e4\u00e4lle ja kotiin. Viel\u00e4kin jomottaa. T\u00e4ll\u00e4 kertaa postaus on kuvaton sill\u00e4 herkemm\u00e4t lukijat olisivat voineet j\u00e4rkytty\u00e4.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 51, 0);\">Mukavaa viikonloppua teillekin!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 51, 0);\">IN ENGLISH<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">How does<\/span> it feel when you sew yourself on the finger? Really nasty. Don&#8217;t try that at home. So weekend started magnificently. I was just about to finish at work and wanted to sew one more scarf. And what happened. First time in my life I sewed on my finger. Needle went right through the finger. Finger was stuck on it. I pulled my finger of the needle which broke. At this point it didn&#8217;t hurt a bit. Pain came later when it started bleeding like hell. I tried to check if anything of the needle was left inside the finger but it was bleeding so bad I couldn&#8217;t see anything. Just wrapped it tightly with plaster and then I went home. It still aches. This time my post doesn&#8217;t have any photos because sensitive readers might have got upset.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 51, 0);\">You too have a nice weekend!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\nvar uri = 'http:\/\/impfi.tradedoubler.com\/imp?type(iframe)pool(325920)a(1605992)' + new String (Math.random()).substring (2, 11);\ndocument.write('<iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"'+uri +'\" width=\"468\" height=\"60\" frameborder=\"0\" border=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe>');\n<\/script><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Milt\u00e4 tuntuu kun ompelee teollisuusompelukoneella sormeensa? Todella ik\u00e4v\u00e4lt\u00e4. \u00c4lk\u00e4\u00e4 kokeilko kotona. Viikonloppu alkoi siis mahtavissa merkeiss\u00e4. Olin lopettelemassa p\u00e4iv\u00e4n hommia kun viel\u00e4 viimet\u00f6ikseni piti hurauttaa yksi huivin puolikas. Ja kuinkas sitten k\u00e4vik\u00e4\u00e4n. El\u00e4m\u00e4ni ensimm\u00e4ist\u00e4 kertaa ompelin itse\u00e4ni sormeen. L\u00e4pi meni ja huolella. Sormi j\u00e4i kiinni koneen neulaan. Onneksi ei osunut luuhun eik\u00e4 mennyt kynnen l\u00e4pi&#8230;. <\/p>\n<div class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/?p=314\">Read More<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[20,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-314","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kitinaa","category-munelama"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2H8as-54","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/314","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=314"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/314\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=314"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=314"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=314"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}