{"id":248,"date":"2009-08-23T15:20:00","date_gmt":"2009-08-23T15:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/?p=248"},"modified":"2009-08-23T15:20:00","modified_gmt":"2009-08-23T15:20:00","slug":"havuja-perkele-eli-miten-tehdaan-morsiamia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/?p=248","title":{"rendered":"Havuja perkele eli miten tehd\u00e4\u00e4n morsiamia"},"content":{"rendered":"


Siit\u00e4 on<\/span> vier\u00e4ht\u00e4nyt jo useampi vuosi kun minut on kutsuttu h\u00e4ihin. L\u00e4hes kaikki yst\u00e4v\u00e4ni ovat sit\u00e4 ik\u00e4luokkaa ett\u00e4 h\u00e4\u00e4t on jo juhlittu ja uusintakierrokselle ei kukaan ole l\u00e4htenyt (mik\u00e4 sin\u00e4ns\u00e4 ei ole huono asia<\/span>). Siksi olinkin eritt\u00e4in innoissani kun postista putkahti kutsu yst\u00e4v\u00e4ni M:n h\u00e4ihin. No eip\u00e4 h\u00e4it\u00e4 ilman polttareita. Siin\u00e4 osasyy blogin hiljaisuuteen t\u00e4n\u00e4 viikonloppuna. N\u00e4m\u00e4 eiv\u00e4t nimitt\u00e4in olleet mitk\u00e4 hyv\u00e4ns\u00e4 polttarit vaan juhlia jatkettiin kokonaista kaksi p\u00e4iv\u00e4\u00e4.<\/p>\n

Tapahtumavy\u00f6ry alkoi<\/span> perjantaina iltap\u00e4iv\u00e4ll\u00e4 jolloin juhlakalu yll\u00e4tettiin ty\u00f6paikaltaan kynsienlakkaus-puuhista (ei, h\u00e4n ei ole t\u00f6iss\u00e4 kynsisalongissa)<\/span>. Juhlapaikalle h\u00e4n saapui tyylikk\u00e4\u00e4sti viimeisimm\u00e4n muodin mukaan pihlaja-kruunuun ja vihreisiin kumppareihin puettuna. Iltaan sis\u00e4ltyi perinteinen havuilla ja muilla kasveilla h\u00f6ystetty morsiussauna taikoineen<\/span>, uimista kylm\u00e4ss\u00e4 vedess\u00e4, hotwingsej\u00e4, mansikkamargaritoja ja Love Teasersin<\/a> seksiv\u00e4line-esittely\u00e4. Jos joku ei tied\u00e4 niin morsiussaunaan sis\u00e4ltyy mm. morsiamelle tehty erikois-istuin joka sis\u00e4lt\u00e4\u00e4 mm. havuja ja kivi\u00e4. Mukavaa! Kamera-teknisist\u00e4 syist\u00e4 illan kuvat eiv\u00e4t ole julkaisukelpoisia (Joo, kyll\u00e4 m\u00e4 osaan valokuvata. Oikeesti)<\/span>. Morsian ei juuri osannut ep\u00e4ill\u00e4 ett\u00e4 homma ei suinkaan p\u00e4\u00e4ttynyt t\u00e4h\u00e4n.<\/p>\n

It’s been<\/span> several years since I’ve recieved invitations to weddings. Almost all of my friends are at the age when you’ve already had one wedding and no-one has started a second round (which isn’t a bad thing)<\/span>. So I was very excited when I recieved invitiation for the wedding of my friend M. Well, weddings also <\/span><\/span>means <\/span>hen night. That is one reason why my blog has been silent this weekend. This hen night wasn’t any ordinary hen night, it lasted for two days. <\/span><\/p>\n

All started<\/span> on friday afternoon when bride was picked up from her work, where she was putting nailpolish on <\/span>(no she does not work in nail salon)<\/span>. She arrived to the party location wearing fashionable rowan crown and green wellies. Evening included traditional finnish bridal sauna with pinetree branches and bridal magic, swimming in cold pool, hotwings, strawberry margaritas and <\/span>sex toy-party from Love Teasers<\/a>. Traditional finnish bridal sauna includes special seat for bride filled with pinetree branches and little pebbles. Comfy! Let’s just say photos are not published due to camera-technical reasons. (Yes, I know how to take photographs. Really.)<\/span> Bride didn’t quite realize that this wasn’t all of it.<\/span>
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Morsiamen yll\u00e4tykseksi<\/span> jatkoimme juhlistamista seuraavana aamuna heti aamupalan j\u00e4lkeen ja suuntasimme kohti 7th heaven- tanssistudiota<\/a> jossa meille oli varattu tankotanssi-tunti. Pakko todeta ett\u00e4 t\u00e4st\u00e4 l\u00e4htien arvostan tankotanssijoita enemm\u00e4n kuin ennen. Homma on huomattavasti raskaampaa ja hikisemp\u00e4\u00e4 kuin luulisi. Mutta hiton hauskaa se silti oli! Voisin jopa kuvitella menev\u00e4ni ihan oikeasti tankotanssi-kurssille.<\/p>\n

As a surprise<\/span> to the bride, we continued partying next morning right after breakfast and headed to the 7th heaven-dance studio<\/a> (in finnish only)<\/span>. We were supposed to have pole dancing-lesson there. I have to admit that from now on I value pole dancer’s skills much more than before. It is much more physical and sweaty job than you think. But damn it was fun! I could even imagine myself on actual pole dancing-course.<\/span><\/p>\n

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\"\"<\/a>\"\"<\/a>Morsiamelta n\u00e4ytti sujuvan tankotanssi varsin mallikkaasti.
Bride seemed to be rather good at pole dancing.
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Tankotanssin j\u00e4lkeen<\/span> oli pakko v\u00e4h\u00e4n tankata joten suuntasimme kohti ruoka-t\u00e4ydennyksi\u00e4. Energiaa tarvittiin sill\u00e4 seuraava kohde oli Varalan urheiluopisto<\/a>, jossa k\u00e4ytt\u00f6\u00f6mme oli varattu varsin omintakeinen kulkuneuvo = kirkkovene. Soutumatkana oli Varalasta Alarantaan ja takaisin. Vastoin kaikkia odotuksia en saanut rakkoja k\u00e4siin vaan perseeseen. Miten hitossa voi saada rakon perseeseen, kysyn vaan? Ilmeisesti varsin helposti. <\/span>

After pole<\/span> dancing we had to get some more energy so we headed for food. It was much needed because our next target was Sports Institute of Varala<\/a>. They had rather unique transportation waiting for us = church boat. In old times church boats were used to transport people to church, which were quite often located on an island. Against all odds I didn’t get any blisters on my hands from rowing, but to my butt. How the hell can you get blister on your arse, I ask? Apparently rather easily.<\/span>
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Hikisen soutureisun<\/span> j\u00e4lkeen piti suuntaaman kotiin valmistautumaan iltaa varten. Olin lupautunut hoitamaan morsmaikun illan asustuksen joten valmistautumisaikaa oli kaksi tuntia ennen ty\u00f6huoneelle suuntaamista. Tavoilleni uskollisena olin hivenen my\u00f6h\u00e4ss\u00e4, oma meikki kesken ja tukka laittamatta. Morsian kuitenkin saatiin juhlintakuntoon ja sitten viimeisteltiin viel\u00e4 allekirjoittaneen p\u00e4rst\u00e4v\u00e4rkki ja kuontalo (kiitos kampauksesta polttarivieras M:lle =)<\/span> Juhlatamineissa suunnattiin j\u00e4lleen sy\u00f6m\u00e4\u00e4n ja sen j\u00e4lkeen viel\u00e4 hieman bilest\u00e4m\u00e4\u00e4n baariin.<\/p>\n

After sweaty<\/span> rowing trip we headed home to get ready for the evening. My task for the evening was to create make up and outfit for the bride. I had two hours to get ready before that. Faithful to my habbits I arrived to my work space a bit late and my own make up and hair were unfinished. With the help of one party member we managed to get bride ready and then we finished my make up and hair (thanks to the hen night party-member M for the hair =)<\/span> In our posh clothing and make up we headed towards the restaurant to eat and after that some partying in a bar.<\/span><\/p>\n

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\"\"<\/a>Illan asu ja jo hieman el\u00e4ht\u00e4nyt juhlija klo 3:30 AM:<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span>
Toppi & hame – omaa tuotantoa<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span>
Sulkapanta- Bethany Lorelle<\/a>, Etsy.com<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span>
K\u00e4silaukku – mummun vanha<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span>
Keng\u00e4t – Sepp\u00e4l\u00e4<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span>
Korut – kirppis & H&M<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Outfit of the evening and a bit shabby party-animal 3:30 AM<\/span>
Top & skirt – my own production<\/span>
Feather head band – Bethany Lorelle<\/a> on Etsy.com<\/span>
Handbag – grandmothers old<\/span>
Shoes – Sepp\u00e4l\u00e4<\/span>
Jewelry – thrifted & H&M<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n

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\"\"<\/a>Morsmaikku burleski-henkisess\u00e4 ilta-asussa<\/span><\/span>:<\/span><\/div>\n
Mini-silinteri, iltalaukku & sakettitakki – Evil Dressmakerin salaisista varastoista<\/span>
Meikki – Evil Dressmaker<\/span>
Kampaus – Polttarivieras M<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Bride in burlesque-themed outfit:<\/span><\/span>
Mini- top hat, purse & morning coat – from the secret storages of Evil Dressmaker
Make up – by Evil Dressmaker
Hair – by the hen night party-member M<\/p>\n

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\"\"<\/a>Tapahtui loppuillasta:
Morsian laulaa “Hopelessly devoted to you”
Pirun hyvin se veti =)<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Later in the evening:<\/span>
Bride singing “Hopelessly devoted to you”<\/span>
Did that damn good =)<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Viikonloppu oli<\/span> eritt\u00e4in onnistunut ja kiit\u00e4n viel\u00e4 omasta puolestani mukavaa seuruetta siit\u00e4 ett\u00e4 poskeni, k\u00e4sivarteni ja persaukseni ovat kipe\u00e4t. H\u00e4iss\u00e4 n\u00e4hd\u00e4\u00e4n kuka parhaiten nauraa =P<\/span><\/p>\n

Weekend was<\/span> a success and once more I have to thank these lovely people for making my cheeks, arms and arse hurt. We’ll see in the wedding who laughs longest =P<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n