{"id":2259,"date":"2011-03-04T22:57:01","date_gmt":"2011-03-04T19:57:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/?p=2259"},"modified":"2011-03-04T23:03:33","modified_gmt":"2011-03-04T20:03:33","slug":"a-mess","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/?p=2259","title":{"rendered":"A mess"},"content":{"rendered":"

Voin jakaa kanssanne er\u00e4\u00e4n asian joka helpottaa el\u00e4m\u00e4\u00e4nne suunnattomasti. Jos teill\u00e4 on auto, ei v\u00e4li\u00e4 millainen auto, niin kannattaa siivota se auto aina silloin t\u00e4ll\u00f6in. Suositeltavaa ihan vaan mielenterveytenne kannalta. Muuten voi k\u00e4yd\u00e4 kuten mulle. Olin t\u00e4n\u00e4\u00e4n l\u00e4hd\u00f6ss\u00e4 t\u00f6ist\u00e4 ja nousemassa juuri autooni. N\u00e4in jonkun vilahduksen lattialla kuskinpenkin edess\u00e4. Istuin alas ja kurotin k\u00e4teni lattialle. Nostin yl\u00f6s lempihuulipunani. Sen joka oli ollut hukassa jo parisen kuukautta. T\u00e4ss\u00e4 kohtaa voisin keksi\u00e4 muutamia hurjia sepitteit\u00e4 siit\u00e4 miten villi intiaanilauma hy\u00f6kk\u00e4si kimppuuni juuri kun olin autossa istuen kohentamassa huulipunaani ja siin\u00e4 h\u00f6t\u00e4k\u00e4ss\u00e4 hukannut sen tai omituisesta varkaasta joka nappasi huulipunan k\u00e4sveskastani ja piilotti sen autooni. Mutta luulen ett\u00e4 ne eiv\u00e4t nyt t\u00e4ss\u00e4 kohtaa auta. Pakko se on my\u00f6nt\u00e4\u00e4, olen sottapytty.<\/p>\n

IN ENGLISH<\/strong><\/span>
\nI can share with you this knowledge that will ease up your life enourmously. If you own an car, now matter what kind of car, clean it every now and then. It is recommended to help to keep your sanity. Otherwise you might end up like me. Today I was leaving work and about to get into my car. I saw a climpse of something on the car floor in front of drivers seat. I sat down and reached my hand to the floor. I picked up my favourite lipstick. The one that I lost couple months ago. I could tell you imaginary stories about wild indians who attacked me while I was just about to add more lipstick and dropped it in the commotion or a story about peculiar thief who stole lipstick from my handbag and hid it into my car. But I think they don’t work at this point. I have to admit it, I’m a mess.<\/p>\n

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\nFavourite lipstick – Shu Uemura<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Voin jakaa kanssanne er\u00e4\u00e4n asian joka helpottaa el\u00e4m\u00e4\u00e4nne suunnattomasti. Jos teill\u00e4 on auto, ei v\u00e4li\u00e4 millainen auto, niin kannattaa siivota se auto aina silloin t\u00e4ll\u00f6in. Suositeltavaa ihan vaan mielenterveytenne kannalta. Muuten voi k\u00e4yd\u00e4 kuten mulle. Olin t\u00e4n\u00e4\u00e4n l\u00e4hd\u00f6ss\u00e4 t\u00f6ist\u00e4 ja nousemassa juuri autooni. N\u00e4in jonkun vilahduksen lattialla kuskinpenkin edess\u00e4. Istuin alas ja kurotin k\u00e4teni lattialle…. <\/p>\n

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