{"id":223,"date":"2009-06-28T20:15:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-28T20:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/?p=223"},"modified":"2009-06-28T20:15:00","modified_gmt":"2009-06-28T20:15:00","slug":"kesaloma-kuvina-nysse-on-ohi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/?p=223","title":{"rendered":"Kes\u00e4loma kuvina – nysse on ohi =\/"},"content":{"rendered":"


Loma on<\/span> ohi! Niisk. Huomenna paluu arkeen ja t\u00f6ihin. Tilanne ei naurata yht\u00e4\u00e4n. Kun l\u00e4mp\u00f6\u00e4 on reippaasti p\u00e4\u00e4lle 20 Celciuksen asteikolla on t\u00e4m\u00e4 em\u00e4nt\u00e4 totaalisen titityy. Sen<\/span> lis\u00e4ks<\/span>i ett\u00e4 k<\/span>alvakka <\/span>olmi-ihoni ei kest\u00e4 paistetta ei my\u00f6sk\u00e4\u00e4n p\u00e4\u00e4ni ja kroppani kest\u00e4 kuumuutta yht\u00e4\u00e4n sen <\/span>paremm<\/span>in. Olen jo useampana p\u00e4iv\u00e4n\u00e4 potenut valmiiksi heti her\u00e4tess\u00e4 p\u00e4\u00e4ns\u00e4rky\u00e4. Muita oireita<\/span> ova<\/span>t tus<\/span>kain<\/span>en<\/span> ja vet\u00e4m\u00e4t\u00f6n olo sek\u00e4 pahoinvointi. Asiaan auttaa ainoastaan tauoton nestetankk<\/span>aus sek\u00e4 varjos<\/span>sa j<\/span>a tuulenvireess\u00e4 oleskelu, mik\u00e4 ei luonnollisesti tuulettomassa kes\u00e4helteess\u00e4 ole j\u00e4rink\u00e4\u00e4n <\/span>he<\/span>lppo t<\/span>eh<\/span>t\u00e4v\u00e4. Voitte siis kuvitella ett\u00e4 olen viimep\u00e4iv\u00e4t ollut keskim\u00e4\u00e4r\u00e4ist\u00e4 kuolleempi Evil Dressm<\/span>ak<\/span>er. J<\/span>a syy miksi huominen ty\u00f6p\u00e4iv\u00e4 ei minua innosta on se ett\u00e4 tied\u00e4n jo valmiiksi ett\u00e4 siell\u00e4 tulee olemaan tuk<\/span>alan kuuma eik\u00e4 tilassa ole ilmastointia. Jipii, huraa ja kasa muita sentapaisia riemunkiljahd<\/span>uksi<\/span>a. No t\u00e4ss\u00e4 siit\u00e4 huolimatta valikkoituja paloja lomalta. Enjoy!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Ps. Huolellisesta<\/span> suojautumisesta huolimatta onnistuin t\u00e4n\u00e4\u00e4n polttamaan k\u00e4siva<\/span>rteni. Sit\u00e4<\/span> ei <\/span>olekaan<\/span> tapahtunut vuosiin O_o<\/span><\/p>\n

IN ENGLISH<\/span> Holiday is<\/span> over! Sniff. Tomorrow is return to work. Situation d<\/span>oes<\/span>n’t make<\/span> <\/span>me<\/span> laugh much. When temperature goes over 20 degrees of Celcius, I am totally whacked out. My pale g<\/span>h<\/span>ostlike skin doesn’t tolerate sun but my head and body doesn’t tolerate heat any better. Several days<\/span> n<\/span>ow <\/span>I have suffered headache already when I wake up. Other symptoms are agonising and tiresom<\/span> f<\/span>eeling and nausea. Only things that help is continuous liquid-refilling and staying in shadows and o<\/span>n the wind. Which isn’t that easy when you have heatwave and cloudless sky. So you can im<\/span>ag<\/span>ine th<\/span>at I have been past couple days more dead than the average. And the reason why going to <\/span>work doe<\/span>sn’t i<\/span>nte<\/span>rest <\/span>me much is that I already know how hot it is going to be and there is no airconditio<\/span>ning. Yaay, <\/span>hurr<\/span>ay<\/span> and bunch of other similar cries for joy. However here is some selected photos from our holi<\/span>day. En<\/span><\/span>jo<\/span>y!<\/span><\/p>\n

Ps. Despite<\/span> of careful protection I managed to burn my arms today. That hasn’t happen for years O_o<\/p>\n

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\"\"<\/a>\"\"<\/a>\"\"<\/a>\"\"<\/a>\"\"<\/a>\"\"<\/a>Juhannus-uniformu: farkut, neuletakki & metsurinsaappaat
Midsummer’s uniform: jeans, cardi & loggers safetyboots<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span>

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\"\"<\/a>\"\"<\/a>\"\"<\/a>\"\"<\/a>\"\"<\/a>\"\"<\/a>\"\"<\/a>Translation: Old chalkmine (read: crappy place with lots of mosquitoes)<\/p>\n

<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span>\"\"<\/a>\"\"<\/a>\"\"<\/a>Maailman suloisin kyl\u00e4kauppa – vanhan kartanon p\u00e4\u00e4rakennuksessa
World’s cutest small shop – in the mainbuilding of old mansion<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span>

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\"\"<\/a>Translation: Public road ends<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>\"\"<\/a>T\u00e4h\u00e4n kuvaan liittyy ehk\u00e4 maailman omituisin vessa-reissu: kesken kes\u00e4retken jossain perskorvessa tuli piipi-h\u00e4t\u00e4 joten piti \u00e4kki\u00e4 l\u00f6yt\u00e4\u00e4 vessa. Bongasimme l\u00e4hist\u00f6lt\u00e4 kyltin “Buffet auki koko juhannuksen” joten arvelimme sielt\u00e4 l\u00f6ytyv\u00e4n wc:nkin. Paikka n\u00e4ytti jokseenkin autiolle mutta rohkenin astua ovesta sis\u00e4\u00e4n. N\u00e4ky oli kerrassaan eriskummallinen: suoraan edess\u00e4 kahvilan tiski, oikealla pedattu paris\u00e4nky, vasemmalla pieni\u00e4 p\u00f6yti\u00e4 ja koko huone pime\u00e4n\u00e4. Suomalainen s\u00e4hk\u00f6uruilla soitettu humppa-musiikki raikasi t\u00e4ysill\u00e4. Ajattelin ett\u00e4 “hittovie, tunkeuduinko juuri jonkun kotiin” mutta astuin peremm\u00e4lle ja n\u00e4in el\u00e4kel\u00e4ismiehen seisomassa \u00e4\u00e4rioikealla. Kysyin kohteliaasti l\u00f6ytyisik\u00f6 yleis\u00f6-wc:t\u00e4. Mies vastasi, ett\u00e4 kyll\u00e4 l\u00f6ytyy min\u00e4p\u00e4 laitan valot p\u00e4\u00e4lle. H\u00e4n laittoi valot ja osoitti nurkassa olevaa ovea. Astuin vessaan ja tein bisnekseni mahdollisimman rivakasti. Ja vannon ja vakuutan ett\u00e4 koko sen ajan kun istuin vessassa sinne raikasi kammottava kova\u00e4\u00e4ninen s\u00e4hk\u00f6urku-musiikki ja vanha mies lauloi ja hyr\u00e4ili mukana. How weird is that?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span>

This photo reminds me of The Weirdest Trip To Public Toilet I have ever had. In the middle of our summer journey in some bumfuck place I needed to find wc really fast. We notic<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span>ed sign saying “Buffet open whole Midsummer-festival” so we assumed they might have toilet there. Place looked empty but I encouraged myself to enter. Scene from the door was most peculiar: right infront of me was a cafe counter, on the right side there was a double bed, left side small tables, whole room was dark. Someone played finnish electric organ-music with full volume. I thought “OMG, did I just enter someones home” but stepped further. I saw old man standing on right and asked politely if there was any public toilet availabe. He said yes, let me put lights on for you, and pointed door on the corner. I went into the toilet and did my business as quickly as possible. And I swear the whole time I sat there this awfull loud organ-music was playing and the man was singing along. How weird is that?
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\"\"<\/a>\"\"<\/a>Translation: Jawbones<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span> (a place somewhere in Finland)<\/span><\/span><\/span>
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Lomabonus: anti-kisu laiskottelee
Holidaybonus: anti-cat being lazy
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