{"id":194,"date":"2009-05-04T20:57:00","date_gmt":"2009-05-04T20:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/?p=194"},"modified":"2009-05-04T20:57:00","modified_gmt":"2009-05-04T20:57:00","slug":"parhaat-ja-pahimmat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/?p=194","title":{"rendered":"Parhaat ja pahimmat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"><br \/>Nappasin Piafin<\/span> <a href=\"http:\/\/piafdebelleville.blogspot.com\/\">blogista<\/a> hauskan meemin.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;\" > <\/span><span style=\"font-family:arial;\">Kuvituksena pari julkaisematta j\u00e4\u00e4nytt\u00e4 asukuvaa.<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;\" ><br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-family:arial;\">PARASTA + PAHINTA SEURAAVISSA ASIOISSA:<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;\" ><\/p>\n<p>1. Nimess\u00e4ni:<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-family:arial;\">PARASTA on ainutlaatuisuus, se kun on uniikki.<\/span>  <span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><br \/>PAHINTA on ett\u00e4 sukunimeni kuullaan ja kirjoitetaan 99% v\u00e4\u00e4rin. <\/span><span style=\"font-family:arial;\">En kuitenkaan aio sit\u00e4 vaihtaa mahdollisesti avioituessani sill\u00e4 se on eritt\u00e4in harvinainen<\/span>.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;\" >2. Kasvoissani:<\/span> <span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><br \/>PARASTA on ett\u00e4 ryppyj\u00e4 on v\u00e4h\u00e4n (rasvaisen ihon hyv\u00e4<\/span><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"> puoli =) ja kivat silm\u00e4t.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-family:arial;\">PAHINTA l\u00e4ikik\u00e4s paikoin hilseilev\u00e4 iho, olematon leuka+heltta ja raskaat silm\u00e4luomet.<\/p>\n<p><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;\" >3. Vartalossani:<\/span> <span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><br \/>PARASTA kunnon kurvit.<\/span> <span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><br \/>PAHINTA vararengas vy\u00f6t\u00e4r\u00f6ll\u00e4 ja ainaiset kolotukset, jotka ilmestyiv\u00e4t siin\u00e4 vaiheessa kun 30 tuli mittariin.<\/span>  <span style=\"font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;\" ><\/p>\n<p>4. Luonteessani:<\/span> <span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><br \/>PARASTA Huumorintaju ja luovuus. <\/span> <span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><br \/>PAHINTA Liiallinen perfektionismi ja kaikesta stressaaminen.<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;\" ><\/p>\n<p>5. Vaatekaapissani:<\/span> <span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><br \/>PARASTA Istuvat itsetehdyt vaatteet ja edulliset laadukkaat l\u00f6yd\u00f6t, kauniit laukut ja keng\u00e4t.<\/span> <span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><br \/>PAHINTA Vaatteiden yhteensopimattomuus, kaipaa siis enemm\u00e4n yhten\u00e4ist\u00e4mist\u00e4 ja tyylin viimeistely\u00e4.<\/span>  <span style=\"font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;\" ><\/p>\n<p>6. Kotonani:<\/span> <span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><br \/>PARASTA Se ett\u00e4 en\u00e4\u00e4 ei tarvitse aina tehd\u00e4 t\u00f6it<\/span><span style=\"font-family:arial;\">\u00e4 kotona (entinen ty\u00f6huoneeni oli kotonani)<\/span>. <span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><br \/>PAHINTA Kylpyhuone on aivan liian pieni (ei mahdu edes pesukonetta, joka on siis tupattu eteiseen) eik\u00e4 s\u00e4ilytystilaakaan ole riitt\u00e4v\u00e4sti. <\/span>  <span style=\"font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;\" ><\/p>\n<p>7. T<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;\" >y\u00f6ss\u00e4ni:<\/span> <span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><br \/>PARASTA Itsen\u00e4isyys ja vapaat ty\u00f6ajat<\/span>. <span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><br \/>PAHINTA Aikataulut, kalusteiden ja ty\u00f6v\u00e4lineiden puutteellisuus (tarvitsen kipe\u00e4sti isomman ty\u00f6p\u00f6yd\u00e4n ja teollisuush\u00f6yrystimen).<\/span> <span style=\"font-family:arial;\">T\u00e4m\u00e4nhetkinen tilap\u00e4inen luovuus-lukko.<\/span>  <span style=\"font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;\" ><\/p>\n<p>8. Yst\u00e4viss\u00e4ni:<\/span> <span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><br \/>PARASTA L\u00e4mpim\u00e4t persoonat jotka pysyv\u00e4t yst\u00e4vin\u00e4 vaikka v\u00e4lill\u00e4 sananvaihto voi olla kiivastakin puolin ja toisin.<\/span>  <span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><br \/>PAHINTA ettei heit\u00e4 tule tavattua kovin usein, el\u00e4m\u00e4ntilanteiden erilaisuus, l\u00e4hes kaikilla muilla on perheet ja omat kiireet (paitsi mulla).<\/span>  <span style=\"font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;\" ><\/p>\n<p>9. Perhee<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;\" >ss\u00e4ni:<\/span> <span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><br \/>PARASTA pienuus, rentous ja huumorintaju, hyv\u00e4t v\u00e4lit. <\/span> <span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><br \/>PAHINTA tunteita ei oikein osata n\u00e4ytt\u00e4\u00e4 tarpeeksi, eik\u00e4 keskustella niist\u00e4.<\/span>  <span style=\"font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;\" ><\/p>\n<p>10. Harrastuksissani:<\/span> <span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><br \/>PARASTA uusien asioiden oppiminen ja niist\u00e4 innostuminen, rentoutuminen.<\/span> <span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><br \/>PAHINTA ett\u00e4 harrastukset tahtovat muuttua ty\u00f6ksi ja silloin niist\u00e4 voi kadota ilo. Ja se ettei ole tarpeeksi aikaa harrastaa.<\/span>  <span style=\"font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;\" ><\/p>\n<p>11.Kumpp<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;\" >anissani?<\/span> <span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><br \/>PARASTA Samanlainen kieroutunut huumorintaju (taattua englantilaista =), herrasmiesm\u00e4inen kohteliaisuus, hyv\u00e4t k\u00e4yt\u00f6stavat, ehdoton luottamus.<\/span> <span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><br \/>PAHINTA Pahalla p\u00e4\u00e4ll\u00e4 ollessaan murjottaa eik\u00e4 kerro miss\u00e4 vika. Pahan mielen syy saattaa selvit\u00e4 vasta p\u00e4ivien p\u00e4\u00e4st\u00e4. Antaa mulle usein periksi liian helposti.<\/span>  <span style=\"font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;\" ><\/p>\n<p>12. Lemmikiss\u00e4ni\/lemmikeiss\u00e4ni:<\/span> <span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><br \/>PARASTA hurmaavat luonteet ja s\u00f6p\u00f6ys<\/span><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"> sulattavat syd\u00e4meni aina uudelleen.<br \/>PAHINTA ruuan kerj\u00e4\u00e4minen silloin kun is\u00e4nt\u00e4 ja em\u00e4nt\u00e4 ruokailevat. <\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;\" ><\/p>\n<p>13. Kielenk\u00e4yt\u00f6ss\u00e4ni:<\/span> <span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><br \/>PARASTA hyv\u00e4 englannin kieli (kotona puhumme vain englantia)<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-family:arial;\">PAHINTA <\/span><span style=\"font-family:arial;\">helposti tarttuvat typer\u00e4t sanonnat kuten &#8220;lopunviimeeks&#8221; tai &#8220;aivan&#8221; tai &#8220;yeah but no but yeah but&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;\" >14. Musiikkimaussani:<\/span> <span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><br \/>PARASTA sen monipuolisuus.<\/span> <span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><br \/>PAHINTA <span style=\"font-family:arial;\">ett\u00e4 kyll\u00e4styn nopeasti.<\/span><\/span>  <span style=\"font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;\" ><\/p>\n<p>15. Kotikaupungissani:<\/span> <span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><br \/>PARASTA sopiva koko, mukava ilmapiiri<\/span>. <span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><br \/>PAHINTA se on ruma talvella, tiettyjen tarpeellisten liikkeiden puuttuminen.<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;\" ><br \/>16. Ruokavaliossani:<\/span> <span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><br \/>PARASTA monipuolisuus, se etten juuri nirsoile.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-family:arial;\">PAHINTA ajankulusy\u00f6minen, herkuttelu ja iltasy\u00f6p\u00f6ttely. <\/span>  <span style=\"font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;\" ><\/p>\n<p>17. Lapsissani:<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-family:arial;\">EI OLE&#8230; eik\u00e4 tule.<\/span>  <span style=\"font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;\" ><\/p>\n<p>18. Naap<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;\" >ureissani:<\/span> <span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><br \/>PARASTA ett\u00e4 eiv\u00e4t juuri valita, en ole hirve\u00e4n seurallinen mit\u00e4 tulee naapureihin. <\/span> <span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><br \/>PAHINTA Makuuhuoneen sein\u00e4n takana asuu kova\u00e4\u00e4ninen nuori mies jolla usein \u00e4\u00e4nekk\u00e4it\u00e4 kavereita my<\/span><span style=\"font-family:arial;\">\u00f6h\u00e4\u00e4n iltaisin kyl\u00e4ss\u00e4.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;\" >19. Nykyisess\u00e4 el\u00e4m\u00e4ntilanteessani:<\/span> <span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><br \/>PARASTA Voin valita mit\u00e4 teen, ei tiukkoja suuntaviivoja tai rajoitteita.<\/span> <span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><br \/>PAHINTA Tiukka rahatilanne, oman toiminnan suunnittelemattomuus.<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;\" ><\/p>\n<p>20. Tulevaisuudessa:<\/span> <span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><br \/>PARASTA koskaan ei tied\u00e4 mit\u00e4 uutta el\u00e4m\u00e4 tuo tuollessaan.<\/span> <span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><br \/>PAHINTA koskaan ei tied\u00e4 mit\u00e4 uutta el\u00e4m\u00e4 tuo tullessaan.<\/p>\n<p><\/span><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_7ICt0n5OGYg\/Sf9V4CPfRGI\/AAAAAAAABY0\/0uEQVov-OYU\/s1600-h\/mustissa.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 132px; height: 400px;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_7ICt0n5OGYg\/Sf9V4CPfRGI\/AAAAAAAABY0\/0uEQVov-OYU\/s400\/mustissa.jpg?w=1000\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5332074904992826466\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_7ICt0n5OGYg\/Sf9V38y_2xI\/AAAAAAAABYs\/L1tfF9CbyLQ\/s1600-h\/menossa.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 259px; height: 400px;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_7ICt0n5OGYg\/Sf9V38y_2xI\/AAAAAAAABYs\/L1tfF9CbyLQ\/s400\/menossa.jpg?w=1000\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5332074903531150098\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 51, 0);\">IN ENGLISH<\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">I found<\/span> this lovely meme from <a href=\"http:\/\/piafdebelleville.blogspot.com\/\">Piaf&#8217;s blog<\/a>. Photos are some unpublished outfit photos.<\/p>\n<p>Best and worst in following things:<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">1. My name:<\/span><br \/>BEST thing is the uniqueness.<br \/>WORST my last name is spelled wrong 99 times out of 100. But I&#8217;m not going to change it if getting married because it is so rare.<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"><br \/>2. My face:<\/span><br \/>BEST is that I have only little wrinckles (plus side of oily skin) and nice eyes<br \/>WORST irregular red colour, dry surface, heavy eyelids and chubby chin<\/p>\n<p><\/span><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">3. My body:<\/span><br \/>BEST thing is curvaceous figure<br \/>WORST part is love handles and constant achings that appeared when I turned 30<\/p>\n<p><\/span><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">4. My character:<\/span><br \/>BEST features are good sense of humour and creativity.<br \/>WORST thing is to demand too much perfectionism from myself and stressing about everything<\/p>\n<p><\/span><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">5. My wardrobe:<\/span><br \/>BEST items are fitting selfmade clothing, bargin finds, pretty handbags and shoes<br \/>WORST part is items that don&#8217;t go together with the rest.<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;\" ><br \/>6. My home<\/span><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">:<\/span><br \/>BEST thing is that I don&#8217;t have to work there anymore (my old work space was at home)<br \/>WORST is that bathroom is way too small (not even room for washing machine, which is in the hallway) and not enough closets or storing space.<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;\" ><br \/>7. My work<\/span><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">:<\/span><br \/>BEST at work is independence and free working hours.<br \/>WORST is deadlines and lack of proper equipment (I desperately need new bigger cutting table and industrial steamer). Current temporary lack of creativity.<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"><br \/>8. My friends:<\/span><br \/>BEST thing is that they are warm personalities and good friends, even if sometimes we speak harsh words to eachother.<br \/>WORST is that i don&#8217;t see them very often, we are in so different parts of our lives, they all have kids and families and I don&#8217;t<\/p>\n<p><\/span><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">9. My family:<\/span><br \/>BEST about my family is small size, relazed fun personalities, good relations.<br \/>WORST thing is that we don&#8217;t show enough of our emotions, or talk about them either.<\/p>\n<p><\/span><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">10. My hobbies:<\/span><br \/>BEST thing is that you always learn new things and enjoy yourself, relaxation<br \/>WORST is that hobbies tend to turn into work and that can take the fun out of it. And that you don&#8217;t have enough time for hobbies.<\/p>\n<p><\/span><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">11. My partner:<\/span><br \/>BEST about him is similar sense of humour, gentlemen-like manners, politeness and 100% trust.<br \/>WORST is that when he gets upset he doesn&#8217;t say anything, you might find the reason for bad mood days later. He gives in to me too easily.<\/p>\n<p><\/span><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">12. My pet\/pets:<\/span><br \/>BEST thing is their charming personalities and cuteness that charms me over and over again.<br \/>WORST is when they peg for food every time when we are eating.<\/p>\n<p><\/span><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">13. My use of language:<\/span><br \/>BEST is my good english skills (we speak only english at home).<br \/>WORST is silly sayings that stick to you, like &#8220;yeah but no but yeah but&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p><\/span><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">14. My music taste:<\/span><br \/>BEST thing is large variety.<br \/>WORST thing is that I get bored easily.<\/p>\n<p><\/span><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">15. My home town:<\/span><br \/>BEST that it&#8217;s small and athmosphere is cosy.<br \/>WORST is that it&#8217;s ugly in winter, lack of some specified shops.<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"><br \/>16. My diet:<\/span><br \/>BEST is that I eat almost anything.<br \/>WORST issue is my habbit of munching when I&#8217;m bored, eating when I&#8217;m not hungry and snacking.<\/p>\n<p><\/span><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">17. My children:<\/span><br \/>DON&#8217;T HAVE ANY &#8230; and won&#8217;t get any.<\/p>\n<p><\/span><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">18. My neighbours:<\/span><br \/>BEST heighbours don&#8217;t complain. I&#8217;m not too friendly with my neighbours.<br \/>WORST is young man who lives next to our bedroom. He often has lots of noisy friends visiting late in the evenings.<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"><br \/>19. My current life:<\/span><br \/>BEST is that I can choose what I do, no strict points of direction.<br \/>WORST part is tight personal economical situation and lack of proper planning in my own work.<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"><br \/>20. The future:<\/span><br \/>BEST is that you never know what new things life brings to you.<br \/>WORST<\/span><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"> is that you never know what new things life brings to you.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><br \/><\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\nvar uri = 'http:\/\/impfi.tradedoubler.com\/imp?type(iframe)pool(325920)a(1605992)' + new String (Math.random()).substring (2, 11);\ndocument.write('<iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"'+uri +'\" width=\"468\" height=\"60\" frameborder=\"0\" border=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe>');\n<\/script><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nappasin Piafin blogista hauskan meemin. Kuvituksena pari julkaisematta j\u00e4\u00e4nytt\u00e4 asukuvaa.PARASTA + PAHINTA SEURAAVISSA ASIOISSA: 1. Nimess\u00e4ni:PARASTA on ainutlaatuisuus, se kun on uniikki. PAHINTA on ett\u00e4 sukunimeni kuullaan ja kirjoitetaan 99% v\u00e4\u00e4rin. En kuitenkaan aio sit\u00e4 vaihtaa mahdollisesti avioituessani sill\u00e4 se on eritt\u00e4in harvinainen. 2. 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