{"id":185,"date":"2009-04-18T17:15:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-18T17:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/?p=185"},"modified":"2009-04-18T17:15:00","modified_gmt":"2009-04-18T17:15:00","slug":"pleen-kevat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/?p=185","title":{"rendered":"P****leen kev\u00e4t"},"content":{"rendered":"


Tampereella asuvat<\/span> tiet\u00e4v\u00e4t ett\u00e4 t\u00e4m\u00e4 lauantai alkoi huonosti. Eiliset ra<\/span>ekuurot antoivat esimakua tulevasta mutta en ollut varautunut aamuiseen n\u00e4kym\u00e4\u00e4n olohuoneen ikkunasta. Maa oli valkoisenaan, mutta ei suinkaan tavallisesta lumesta. Kaiken peitti inha j\u00e4inen kerros. Olimme kuitenkin p\u00e4\u00e4tt\u00e4neet urheasti l\u00e4hte\u00e4 ruokaostoksille, joten oli odotettava lumen sulamista teilt\u00e4. Autossamme kun on jo kes\u00e4renkaat, jotka vaihdoimme viikko sitten. Jo se olisi ollut hyv\u00e4 syy j\u00e4\u00e4d\u00e4 suosiolla kotiin. Muut syyt k\u00e4viv\u00e4t eritt\u00e4in ilmeisiksi kun p\u00e4\u00e4simme ulos ovesta. <\/span>Kuvituksena vanhoja julkaisematta j\u00e4\u00e4neit\u00e4 asuja parin viimeviikon ajalta.<\/span><\/p>\n

Hyvi\u00e4 syit\u00e4 j\u00e4\u00e4d\u00e4 kotiin petollisen aurinkoisena huhtikuun p\u00e4iv\u00e4n\u00e4<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

1.<\/span> Auringonpaiste antaa ymm\u00e4rt\u00e4\u00e4 ett\u00e4 ulkona tarkenee pikkukengiss\u00e4. V\u00e4\u00e4<\/span>rin. L\u00e4mp\u00f6tila on pakkasen puolella.<\/p>\n

2.<\/span> Kohta 1 antaa my\u00f6s ymm\u00e4rt\u00e4\u00e4 ett\u00e4 ulkona on kohtalaisen tyynt\u00e4. V\u00e4\u00e4rin. Lipputangon vaappumisesta olisi pit\u00e4nyt tajuta, ett\u00e4 tuulennopeus l\u00e4hentelee hirmumyrsky\u00e4. Asiaa ei tietenk\u00e4\u00e4n auta kevyempi kev\u00e4ttakki jota olet menestyksekk\u00e4\u00e4sti k\u00e4ytt\u00e4nyt jo p\u00e4\u00e4si\u00e4isest\u00e4 asti.
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3.<\/span> Auto on paksun j\u00e4\u00e4- ja lumikerroksen peitossa jonka harjaaminen on kohdan nro 2 johdosta \u00e4\u00e4rimm\u00e4isen vaikeaa. Huolimatta siit\u00e4 miss\u00e4 kohtaa seisot tai mihin suuntaan skrapaat, py\u00f6rteinen tuuli pit\u00e4\u00e4 huolen ett\u00e4 lumi lent\u00e4\u00e4 poikkeuksetta aina omille kasvoillesi ja<\/span> sis\u00e4\u00e4n takkisi kaula-aukosta (vaikka se on peitetty huivilla)<\/span>. Kaiken lis\u00e4ksi auton skrapaaminen kest\u00e4\u00e4 niin kauan ett\u00e4 varpaasi ehtiv\u00e4t pikkukengiss\u00e4 paleltua.
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4.<\/span> Jos erehdyit pesem\u00e4\u00e4n hiuksesi eilen tai t\u00e4n\u00e4aamuna \u00e4l\u00e4 kuvittelekaan menev\u00e4si ulos tuuleen ilman jonkin asteista muotoilutuotetta ja ponnaria. Puhtaat ja liukkaat hiukset ovat v\u00e4litt\u00f6m\u00e4sti silmill\u00e4si kun astut ulos ovesta, vaikka ne on kiinnitetty hiussoljella niskaan. Kauppaan astuessasi hiuspehkosi n\u00e4ytt\u00e4\u00e4 l\u00e4hinn\u00e4 t\u00e4lt\u00e4<\/a>.<\/span><\/p>\n

5. <\/span>Aurinko l\u00e4mmitt\u00e4\u00e4 maata juuri sopivasti niin ett\u00e4 varjoisissa paikoissa varpaasi j\u00e4\u00e4tyv\u00e4t kylmyydest\u00e4 mutta aurinkoisissa paikoissa on l\u00e4t\u00e4k\u00f6t joissa onnistut kastelemaan ihanat broque-kenk\u00e4si.<\/p>\n

Kev\u00e4t, mulla on sulle v\u00e4h\u00e4n asiaa. Lakkaa pelleilem\u00e4st\u00e4 mun kustannuk<\/span><\/span>sella! <\/span><\/p>\n

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IN ENGLISH<\/span>
People living<\/span> in Tampere region know that this saturday didn’t start well. Yesterday’s hail showers gave little hint of what was coming. But I wasn’t prepared for the sight from our livingroom window this morning. Everything was covered with nasty layer of ice. However we had decided to go out for food shopping so we had to wait till the roads were clear from ice. We already changed summer tires on our car last weekend. That alone would have been perfect reason to stay home. Other reasons became quite clear when we stepped out of the door. <\/span>Photos are some old outfits from past couple weeks.<\/span>

Good reasons to stay home on treacherously sunny april day<\/span><\/p>\n

1.<\/span> Sunshine gives you the impression that you can wear light spring shoes. Wrong. Temperature is below zero.<\/p>\n

2.<\/span> Reason no 1 also gives you the idea that wind is not very hard. Wrong. Woble of the flag pole should have gave you the idea of the wind, which is near to hurricane levels. Of course wearing light spring jacket doesn’t help at all. And not even the fact that you have been wearing it since easter without any problems.<\/p>\n

3.<\/span> Car is covered in thick layer of ice and snow. Scraping it off is extremely difficult due to reason no 2. No matter where you stand or what way you are scraping, whirly wind makes sure that all the snow lands on your own face and in from your jacket neckline (even though it is covered with scarf)<\/span>. And it takes so long that you have plenty of time to freeze your toes in your light fancy shoes.<\/p>\n

4.<\/span> If you made the mistake to wash your hair yesterday or this morning, don’t even think about going out without some hair product and rubberband to control your hair. As soon as you step outside your clean and slippery hair is on your face covering your eyes, even tough it was tied back with hairclip. When you get in to the shop your hair looks more like this<\/a>.<\/p>\n

5.<\/span> Sun warms just enough so that in the shadows ground is cold enough to freeze your toes and on the sun there is pudles to wet your lovely broque-shoes.

Spring, I have something to say to you. Stop messing around with me!<\/span><\/p>\n

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