{"id":1834,"date":"2011-01-12T09:53:40","date_gmt":"2011-01-12T06:53:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/?p=1834"},"modified":"2011-01-12T09:55:26","modified_gmt":"2011-01-12T06:55:26","slug":"houston-we-have-a-problem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/?p=1834","title":{"rendered":"Houston, we have a problem!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mist\u00e4 n\u00e4it\u00e4 neuleita oikein tulee? M\u00e4 jotenkin arvasin ett\u00e4 t\u00e4\u00e4 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/?p=926\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>ry\u00f6st\u00e4ytyisi k\u00e4sist\u00e4<\/strong><\/span><\/a>. Keskener\u00e4isi\u00e4 t\u00f6it\u00e4 alkaa kasvaa nurkissa mutta valmista ei tahdo tulla&#8230; Auttaisko neulekone asiaa? Ett\u00e4 tulis niinkuin valmista v\u00e4h\u00e4n nopeemmin? Jaa, tuskimpa. Aloittaisin vain entist\u00e4 enemm\u00e4n t\u00f6it\u00e4 jotka ei koskaan valmistuisi ja sitten m\u00e4 vasta pulassa olisinkin. <span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>*apuva*<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>IN ENGLISH<\/strong><\/span><br \/>\nWhere do all these knitting projects come from? I sort of knew this would <a href=\"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/?p=926\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>get out of hands<\/strong><\/span><\/a>. Unfinished knitting projects are starting to take over our apartment&#8230; but where are all the finished ones? Would knitting machine help? I could finish my knits faster? Well, doubtfully. I would just start more and more projects and never finish them. Then I would be in serious trouble. <span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>*help*<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/knits.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1838\" title=\"knits\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/knits.jpg?resize=608%2C405\" alt=\"\" width=\"608\" height=\"405\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/knits.jpg?w=675 675w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/knits.jpg?resize=300%2C200 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 608px) 100vw, 608px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nJa ennenkuin se kitin\u00e4 alkaa niin joo my\u00f6nn\u00e4n,<br \/>\njollekin himoneulojalle toi m\u00e4\u00e4r\u00e4 ei varmaan ole kuin k\u00e4rp\u00e4senkakka Saharassa.<br \/>\nMun hitailla taidoilla ja pedantilla luonteenlaadulla<br \/>\nm\u00e4 nyt en pysty tuottamaan kovin nopeasti valmista kamaa,<br \/>\njoten en tied\u00e4 miten ikuisuusprojekteja n\u00e4\u00e4 nyt sitten on.<\/strong><strong><br \/>\nJa kyll\u00e4, tuo etualalla n\u00e4kyv\u00e4 nykerrys on se surullisenkuuluisa <a href=\"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/?p=1096\" target=\"_blank\">The Sukka<\/a>.<br \/>\nMarks &amp; Kattensin pussissa taka-alalla odottaa viel\u00e4 lis\u00e4\u00e4 lankaa&#8230; *huokaus*<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><strong>And before the whining starts I have to admit,<br \/>\nfor some enthusiast that amount is only a fly poop in the Sahara.<br \/>\nBut with my slow skills and pedant mind I just<br \/>\ncant produce finished stuff very fast, so<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t know how long it will take to finish these.<br \/>\nAnd yes, that gray stuff in front is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/?p=1096\" target=\"_blank\">The Sock<\/a>.<br \/>\nAnd in Marks &amp; Kattens bag on the background is even more yarn waiting&#8230; *sigh*<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mist\u00e4 n\u00e4it\u00e4 neuleita oikein tulee? M\u00e4 jotenkin arvasin ett\u00e4 t\u00e4\u00e4 ry\u00f6st\u00e4ytyisi k\u00e4sist\u00e4. Keskener\u00e4isi\u00e4 t\u00f6it\u00e4 alkaa kasvaa nurkissa mutta valmista ei tahdo tulla&#8230; Auttaisko neulekone asiaa? Ett\u00e4 tulis niinkuin valmista v\u00e4h\u00e4n nopeemmin? Jaa, tuskimpa. Aloittaisin vain entist\u00e4 enemm\u00e4n t\u00f6it\u00e4 jotka ei koskaan valmistuisi ja sitten m\u00e4 vasta pulassa olisinkin. *apuva* IN ENGLISH Where do all these&#8230; <\/p>\n<div class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/?p=1834\">Read More<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[20,12,7],"tags":[91,104],"class_list":["post-1834","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kitinaa","category-munelama","category-projektit","tag-my-life","tag-projects","has-post-thumbnail","fallback-thumbnail"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2H8as-tA","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1834","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1834"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1834\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1840,"href":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1834\/revisions\/1840"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1834"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1834"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1834"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}