{"id":1456,"date":"2010-11-16T10:26:03","date_gmt":"2010-11-16T07:26:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/?p=1456"},"modified":"2016-02-14T11:04:39","modified_gmt":"2016-02-14T09:04:39","slug":"kansiot-lattialla","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/?p=1456","title":{"rendered":"Kansiot lattialla"},"content":{"rendered":"

Meill\u00e4 k\u00e4ytiin t\u00e4n\u00e4aamuna seuraavanlainen keskustelu:<\/p>\n

Min\u00e4:<\/strong> <\/span>huomenta kulta, sun kahvi on valmista (laitoin kahvikupin y\u00f6p\u00f6yd\u00e4lle)
\nIs\u00e4nt\u00e4:<\/strong> <\/span>mmmm, no pid\u00e4 hauskaa sen kanssa (vastaa s\u00e4ngynpohjalta)
\nMin\u00e4:<\/strong> <\/span>ai sun kahvin kanssa vai?
\nIs\u00e4nt\u00e4:<\/strong><\/span> eikun noiden kansioiden kanssa
\nMin\u00e4:<\/span> <\/strong><\/span>mink\u00e4 kansioiden?
\nIs\u00e4nt\u00e4:<\/strong> <\/span>noiden kansioiden tuossa lattialla<\/p>\n

T\u00e4ss\u00e4 kohtaa melkein repesin nauramaan \u00e4\u00e4neen. Kun asuu unissaanpuhujan kanssa ei tule tylsi\u00e4 hetki\u00e4. Meill\u00e4 unissaanpuhuminen on viety jopa niin pitk\u00e4lle ett\u00e4 is\u00e4nn\u00e4n kanssa voi k\u00e4yd\u00e4 kokonaisia keskusteluja vaikka mies on umpisessa unessa. Joskus puhutan sit\u00e4 ihan tarkoituksella vain kuullakseni mit\u00e4 se vastaa. Kaikkein hupaisin keskustelu meni kutakuinkin n\u00e4in:<\/p>\n

Is\u00e4nt\u00e4:<\/strong> <\/span>Muista tappajaelefantit!
\nMin\u00e4:<\/span> <\/strong><\/span>Tappajaelefantit? Mit\u00e4 niist\u00e4?
\nIs\u00e4nt\u00e4:<\/strong><\/span> Sun t\u00e4ytyy muistaa tappajaelefantit!
\nMin\u00e4:<\/strong> <\/span>Mink\u00e4 takia?
\nIs\u00e4nt\u00e4:<\/strong><\/span> No siksi ett\u00e4 osaat varoa niit\u00e4 tietenkin, ootko ihan tyhm\u00e4!?<\/p>\n

Ett\u00e4 n\u00e4in meill\u00e4. Mites teill\u00e4?<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

\"inenglish\"<\/a><\/p>\n

This morning following conversation took place in our bedroom:<\/p>\n

Me:<\/strong><\/span> Good morning darling, your coffee is ready (placing coffee mug on the bedside table)
\nBF:<\/strong><\/span> mmmm, have fun with it (mumbling from the bed)
\nMe:<\/strong><\/span> with your coffee?
\nBF:<\/strong><\/span> no, with the files
\nMe:<\/strong><\/span> with what files?
\nBF: <\/strong><\/span>with those files on the floor<\/p>\n

At this point I was about to burst to laugh. When living with sleeptalker there is no boring moments. With my boyfriend it even goes that far that we can have a whole conversation while he’s fast asleep. Sometimes if I notice he’s talking in his sleep I deliberately ask questions just to hear what he answers. The funniest conversation went something like this:<\/p>\n

BF:<\/span> <\/strong><\/span>remember the killer elephants
\nMe:<\/strong><\/span> killer elephants? What about them?
\nBF: <\/strong><\/span>You have to remember killer elephants!
\nMe:<\/strong><\/span> Why?
\nBF:<\/strong><\/span> So that you can stay away of them ofcourse, are you stupid!?<\/p>\n

This is how we do it. How about you?<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Meill\u00e4 k\u00e4ytiin t\u00e4n\u00e4aamuna seuraavanlainen keskustelu: Min\u00e4: huomenta kulta, sun kahvi on valmista (laitoin kahvikupin y\u00f6p\u00f6yd\u00e4lle) Is\u00e4nt\u00e4: mmmm, no pid\u00e4 hauskaa sen kanssa (vastaa s\u00e4ngynpohjalta) Min\u00e4: ai sun kahvin kanssa vai? Is\u00e4nt\u00e4: eikun noiden kansioiden kanssa Min\u00e4: mink\u00e4 kansioiden? Is\u00e4nt\u00e4: noiden kansioiden tuossa lattialla T\u00e4ss\u00e4 kohtaa melkein repesin nauramaan \u00e4\u00e4neen. Kun asuu unissaanpuhujan kanssa ei tule… <\/p>\n

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