{"id":143,"date":"2009-02-04T11:00:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-04T11:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/?p=143"},"modified":"2009-02-04T11:00:00","modified_gmt":"2009-02-04T11:00:00","slug":"paskat-housussa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/?p=143","title":{"rendered":"Paskat housussa"},"content":{"rendered":"
Viimeksi tapahtunutta:<\/span><\/p>\n

Vuokrasin toimitilan.<\/span><\/p>\n

Irtisanoin k\u00e4mpp\u00e4ni, saunavuoroni, nettiliittym\u00e4ni ja s\u00e4hk\u00f6sopimukseni.<\/span><\/p>\n

Aloin pakata tavaroita kunnes tajusin sen t\u00e4ysin turhaksi t\u00e4ss\u00e4 vaiheessa.<\/span><\/p>\n

Ihmettelin mill\u00e4 ihmeell\u00e4 maksan toimitilan vuokratakuun ja vuokran sek\u00e4 k\u00e4mp\u00e4n viimeisen kahden kuukauden vuokran.<\/span><\/p>\n

Etsin netist\u00e4 ohjeita betonilattian tasoittamiseen.<\/span><\/p>\n

Etsin uutta vuokralaista tilalleni vuokrak\u00e4mpp\u00e4\u00e4n.<\/span><\/p>\n

Anelin kaveriani remonttitalkoisiin.<\/span><\/p>\n

Yritin telepaattisesti saada yhteyden s\u00e4\u00e4st\u00f6tiliini ja lukea sen saldon.<\/span><\/p>\n

Yritin toista telepaattista yhteytt\u00e4 verottajaan anoakseni armoa perint\u00f6veroon.<\/span><\/p>\n

Istuin sekaisessa k\u00e4mp\u00e4ss\u00e4ni tuijottaen tyhjin silmin tietokoneen ruutua. Kuvittele kuivausrumpu t\u00e4ysill\u00e4 kierroksilla *Vvrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehh*.<\/span><\/div>\n

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\"\"<\/a>^^^ Evil Dressmaker n\u00e4ytt\u00e4\u00e4 t\u00e4ll\u00e4 hetkell\u00e4 kutakuinkin tuolta ^^^<\/span><\/div>\n

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PS. Raha- ja kalustelahjoituksia sek\u00e4 remonttitalkoo-apua otetaan vastaan.<\/span><\/p>\n

IN ENGLISH<\/span>
Happened so far:<\/span><\/p>\n

Rented a work space.<\/p>\n

Gave notice to quit my rental agreement, sauna turn, internet and electricity.<\/p>\n

Started packing till I realised it was useless at this point.<\/p>\n

Was wondering how on earth am I going to pay rent and deposit on work space and last two months rent on my apartment.<\/p>\n

Searched instructions online to resurface concrete floor.<\/p>\n

Searched for new tenant to my apartment.<\/p>\n

Begged my friends for renovation help.<\/p>\n

Tried to telepathically connect to my savings accound and read the balance.<\/p>\n

Tried another telepathic connection with tax office to beg remission on my inheritance tax.<\/p>\n

Sat on my messy apartment and stared computer with glazed eyes. Imagine drum drier on full speed *Vvvvreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehh*<\/p>\n

Evil Dressmaker looks like kitty in the picture.<\/p>\n

PS. Money and furniture donations and <\/span><\/span>renovation help<\/span> are accepted.<\/span><\/p>\n

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