{"id":12188,"date":"2016-12-03T10:02:07","date_gmt":"2016-12-03T08:02:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/?p=12188"},"modified":"2016-12-03T10:06:27","modified_gmt":"2016-12-03T08:06:27","slug":"312-rivitaloasumisen-riemuja-joys-of-living-in-bungalow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.evildressmaker.com\/?p=12188","title":{"rendered":"3\/12 Rivitaloasumisen riemuja \/ Joys of living in bungalow"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Huomioita rivitaloasumisesta maalla.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8211; Posti pit\u00e4\u00e4 hakea jostain kaukaa, kuten toiselta puolen tiet\u00e4. Ja se on usein kosteaa. <span style=\"color: #808080;\"><strong>(Mental note: osta uusi postilaatikko.)<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/span>&#8211; S\u00e4hk\u00f6l\u00e4mmityst\u00e4 ei voi huudattaa t\u00e4ysill\u00e4. Tai voi jos on p\u00e4t\u00e4kk\u00e4\u00e4 ja palonkest\u00e4v\u00e4t verhot.<br \/>\n&#8211; Villasukat, neuletakit ja tohvelit. Niit\u00e4 pit\u00e4\u00e4 olla paljon.<br \/>\n&#8211; My\u00f6s torkkupeittoja. Paljon torkkupeittoja.<br \/>\n&#8211; Ihan sama millainen matto tuulikaapissa on, lumi ja sora tulee kengiss\u00e4 sis\u00e4\u00e4n enivei.<br \/>\n&#8211; K\u00e4yt\u00e4 niit\u00e4 verhoja kun sulla kerran ne on. Ellet halua ett\u00e4 naapurin vanha rouva n\u00e4kee sut nakkisillaan k\u00e4velless\u00e4\u00e4n ikkunan ohi postilaatikolle.<br \/>\n&#8211; Bioj\u00e4te, mit\u00e4 se on?<br \/>\n&#8211; Kartonkij\u00e4tes\u00e4ili\u00f6lle pit\u00e4\u00e4 menn\u00e4 autolla. Jos siis haluaa kierr\u00e4tt\u00e4\u00e4 kartonkia.<br \/>\n&#8211; L\u00e4hikauppa ei ole kolmen minuutin k\u00e4velymatkan p\u00e4\u00e4ss\u00e4, eik\u00e4 sielt\u00e4 saa punaista maitojuomaa.<br \/>\n&#8211; Sienestysmaastot ovat l\u00e4hell\u00e4. Olisipa sienestyskausi.<br \/>\n&#8211; H\u00e4m\u00e4h\u00e4kit, niill\u00e4 on jossain l\u00e4hell\u00e4 pes\u00e4.<br \/>\n&#8211; Kun kolmikerroksinen autohalli muuttuu autokatokseksi, auton suojapeite on hyv\u00e4 idea. <span style=\"color: #808080;\"><strong>(Mental note: osta auton suojapeite.)<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/span>&#8211; Kuuma vesi. Se on ylellisyys ja se VOI loppua kesken <span style=\"color: #808080;\"><strong>(onneksi ei ole viel\u00e4 loppunut emmek\u00e4 harrasta pitki\u00e4 suihkujakaan joten phew!)<\/strong><\/span>.<br \/>\n&#8211; Talvi\u00f6isin on pime\u00e4\u00e4. Siis oikeasti pime\u00e4\u00e4. Niin pime\u00e4\u00e4 ett\u00e4 et n\u00e4e miss\u00e4 on s\u00e4ngyn jalka tai vessan ovi.<br \/>\n&#8211; Kes\u00e4ll\u00e4 pit\u00e4\u00e4 leikata nurmikkoa. Onneksi ei ole kes\u00e4.<br \/>\n&#8211; Talvella pit\u00e4\u00e4 lapioida\u00a0lunta. Damn it!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/inenglish.gif\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-7004\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/inenglish.gif?resize=214%2C100\" alt=\"inenglish\" width=\"214\" height=\"100\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Notes about living in a bungalow in a countryside in Finland.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8211; You have to fetch the post far away, like from the other side of the road. And often it&#8217;s moist. <span style=\"color: #808080;\"><strong>(Mental note: buy new post box.)<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/span>&#8211; You can&#8217;t adjust electric heating on full. Or you can if you got the money and fire proof curtains.<br \/>\n&#8211; Wool socks, cardigans and slippers. You need loads of them.<br \/>\n&#8211; Also blankets. Lots of blankets.<br \/>\n&#8211; It doesn&#8217;t really matter what kind of carpeting you have in the porch, snow and gravel come inside anyway.<br \/>\n&#8211; Use the curtains since you got them. Unless you want neighbours old lady to see you but naked while she walks past your window to the post box.<br \/>\n&#8211; Bio bin, what is that?<br \/>\n&#8211; You have to take your car to the nearest cardboard recycle bin. If you want to save nature and recycle cardboard, that is.<br \/>\n&#8211; Nearest shop is not just three minute walk away anyamore and they don&#8217;t stock your favourite no-lactose milk.<br \/>\n&#8211; Good mushrooming grounds are just a stonethrow away. Wish it would be mushrooming season.<br \/>\n&#8211; Spiders, they got a nest somewhere nearby!<br \/>\n&#8211; When parking hall with three floors changes into car bay with just roof and three walls, it&#8217;s a good idea to have car cover. <span style=\"color: #808080;\"><strong>(Mental note: buy car cover.)<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/span>&#8211; Hot water. It&#8217;s a luxury and CAN\u00a0run out <span style=\"color: #808080;\"><strong>(allthough it hasn&#8217;t done that yet and we don&#8217;t do long showers anyway so phew!)<\/strong><\/span>.<br \/>\n&#8211; It is really dark on Winter nights. I mean, really truly dark. So dark you can&#8217;t see where bed corner or toilet door is.<br \/>\n&#8211; At Summer mowing the lawn is essential. Thankfully it&#8217;s not Summer.<br \/>\n&#8211; At Winter shoveling\u00a0the snow is essential. Damn it!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/muutto2.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12196\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/muutto2.jpg?resize=600%2C403\" alt=\"muutto2\" width=\"600\" height=\"403\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/muutto2.jpg?w=600 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/muutto2.jpg?resize=150%2C101 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/muutto2.jpg?resize=300%2C202 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #008080;\"><strong>Muutto on rankkaa. Onneksi voi lepuuttaa jalkoja sarkofagilla. \/<\/strong><\/span><br \/>\n<em><span style=\"color: #008080;\"><strong>Moving is rough. Thankfully I can rest my feet on sarcophagus.<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/muutto1.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12197\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/muutto1.jpg?resize=600%2C369\" alt=\"muutto1\" width=\"600\" height=\"369\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/muutto1.jpg?w=600 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/muutto1.jpg?resize=150%2C92 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.evildressmaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/muutto1.jpg?resize=300%2C185 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #008080;\"><strong>Uusi tilavampi koti. \u00d6h\u00f6mm, mahtuuko tuolla k\u00e4velem\u00e4\u00e4n? \/<\/strong><\/span><br \/>\n<em><span style=\"color: #008080;\"><strong>New bigger home. Ahem, is there any room for walking?<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Huomioita rivitaloasumisesta maalla. &#8211; Posti pit\u00e4\u00e4 hakea jostain kaukaa, kuten toiselta puolen tiet\u00e4. Ja se on usein kosteaa. (Mental note: osta uusi postilaatikko.) &#8211; S\u00e4hk\u00f6l\u00e4mmityst\u00e4 ei voi huudattaa t\u00e4ysill\u00e4. Tai voi jos on p\u00e4t\u00e4kk\u00e4\u00e4 ja palonkest\u00e4v\u00e4t verhot. &#8211; Villasukat, neuletakit ja tohvelit. Niit\u00e4 pit\u00e4\u00e4 olla paljon. &#8211; My\u00f6s torkkupeittoja. 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